The dog leg comment was a joke but if your sense of humour has gone awol I apologise. Been having a look at a map and was thinking if the sections were to be south east to north west how about this suggestion. I drew a line across Scotland due west of Berwick on Tweed. Mark a centre point on that line then draw a line from Eastbourne through the centre point. How would that do for a division between West and East. Sorry dont have the intellegence to put up a map with lines on it