An Easter bunny goes into a cafe. Proprietor says, "What'll it be, mate?" Bunny says, "I'll have a lemon and salami toasty". He scoffs that down quick smart and then orders again. "I'll have a chutney and chocolate toasty please". Scoffs that down too. Then he says, "This time gimme a meringue and ham toasty, mate". After downing that one, the bunny suddenly turns very pale, clutches his chest, staggers outside and collapses on the sidewalk. Passer-by looks down at the Bunny, now clearly dying, and says, "What's wrong, mate?" Bunny looks up and says, "Aaaarrggh ... mixedmetoasties ..."