A man and his wife having a talk one day ,wife says to hubby if I was to die would you take up with another woman . After a wee think the man replies yes I would , the wife is upset ,so she says would you move her into this house , the hubby said after a short pause ,yes why not the mortgage is paid off ,wife again is upset , would you both sleep in our bed , man again thinks and says yes why not it's a brand new bed , wife again is really upset, would you take her to the golf course ,man again thinks and says yes I prob would ,wife is distraught at this time , so would you let her use my new callaway X-R clubs then , man right away says no , she's left handed .