JonesyBhoy Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyleakin Lofts Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: Mint!!! Mind yer maw always looks after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie1234 Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Haha brilliant jonesy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHigg Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Quality your wee maw will always look out for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Burgess Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: your a superstar lad , hope ye rewarded your Mother today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnQuinn Posted March 26, 2017 Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 your a superstar lad , hope ye rewarded your Mother today Reward ?? He corrupted the poor wumin way dragging her tae the pub at the home end :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Burgess Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Reward ?? He corrupted the poor wumin way dragging her tae the pub at the home end :lol: well a hawf pint is cheaper than a box of chocolates i suppose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnleg Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Your chance to get some top class YB 12 viewing 1300 saleTam, I will post a cheque for donation to Andy Frame I will just make it out to Newmains PC. if that is OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King billy 2 Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Tam, I will post a cheque for donation to Andy Frame I will just make it out to Newmains PC. if that is OK.Big thanks for your donation if you pm Andy frame midg on her he would sort it mate cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonl6280 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Jonesybhoy where's the pic from the doo club of all the drunks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonesyBhoy Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 Forgot all about that.. I've sent it to Quinny to stick up.. I'm hopeless with technical stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATTY BHOY Posted March 27, 2017 Report Share Posted March 27, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: Great story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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