JonesyBhoy Posted March 26, 2017 Report Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol:
ALF Posted March 26, 2017 Report Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kyleakin Lofts Posted March 26, 2017 Report Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: Mint!!! Mind yer maw always looks after you.
TheHigg Posted March 26, 2017 Report Posted March 26, 2017 Quality your wee maw will always look out for you
andy Burgess Posted March 26, 2017 Report Posted March 26, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: your a superstar lad , hope ye rewarded your Mother today
JohnQuinn Posted March 26, 2017 Report Posted March 26, 2017 your a superstar lad , hope ye rewarded your Mother today Reward ?? He corrupted the poor wumin way dragging her tae the pub at the home end :lol:
andy Burgess Posted March 27, 2017 Report Posted March 27, 2017 Reward ?? He corrupted the poor wumin way dragging her tae the pub at the home end :lol: well a hawf pint is cheaper than a box of chocolates i suppose
Johnleg Posted March 27, 2017 Report Posted March 27, 2017 Your chance to get some top class YB 12 viewing 1300 saleTam, I will post a cheque for donation to Andy Frame I will just make it out to Newmains PC. if that is OK.
King billy 2 Posted March 27, 2017 Author Report Posted March 27, 2017 Tam, I will post a cheque for donation to Andy Frame I will just make it out to Newmains PC. if that is OK.Big thanks for your donation if you pm Andy frame midg on her he would sort it mate cheers
jonl6280 Posted March 27, 2017 Report Posted March 27, 2017 Jonesybhoy where's the pic from the doo club of all the drunks!
JonesyBhoy Posted March 27, 2017 Report Posted March 27, 2017 Forgot all about that.. I've sent it to Quinny to stick up.. I'm hopeless with technical stuff
PATTY BHOY Posted March 27, 2017 Report Posted March 27, 2017 What a brilliant day yesterday.. absolutely loved it... company and the craic was top notch Anyway......lol So Quinny's Mrs picks me up at the boozer to drop me at the station.. quick pit stop for a couple of cans and a half bottle of El Dorado for the journey back to God's Country.. (with the doo box with my purchase in it..cracking wee Red yin) So on i get at Airdrie.. one stop doon the line and the train terminates with signal problems, so boredom kicks in and i rattle the cargo.. next train appears and i get on and fall right asleep as im half magoofed.. Next thing i wake up at Dalmuir (5 stops from home) and there is not another soul on the train except MY MOTHER and the ticket inspector who are now standing over me.. Im like 'fuuuuuuuuucking helllll what the *expletive removed* have i done'.. Turns out my Mum was on the same train coming back from Glasgow and over heard the inspector say to the driver 'thats the train clear except a boy in the end carriage, snoring clutching a pigeon' lolol My Mums like 'aye he belangs to me, ill come wake him up' hahahaha :lol: Great story.
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