Funnyest Why I Did Not Win Stories

[walterboswell59]

what are the best stories youve heard for getting beat in a race hear is few to get started one guy told us years ago that his bird was there before the club winner the bird trapped he ran in the loft grabs the bird takes off the rubber goes to the clock an old wooden case benzing which was kept in the loft but the key was missing from the clock and it was deff in it before he searched the loft for 45 mins before he found it and could time in youll never guess where it was he said the old blue cock must have taken it out the clock and put it in his nest bowl and was sitting on it lol another guy said he was caught out and not ready because he was washing his wifes hair when the bird went in what the best you guys have heard

[JohnQuinn]

A Knew i should've sent that Blue hen, she would have blown you's away the day if i had.

[walterboswell59]

A Knew i should've sent that Blue hen, she would have blown you's away the day if i had.

lol i had that one john

[William Reid]

My doos have got to come up that big hill.F.P.M.S.L. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

[Delboy]

My doos have got to come up that big hill.F.P.M.S.L. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

 

 

lol, I remember a top Lesmahagow fancier swearing it was all downhill from his loft to Lanarkshire and Glasgow and unfair lol. I said to him, their no on *expletive removed* bikes lol

[William Reid]

lol, I remember a top Lesmahagow fancier swearing it was all downhill from his loft to Lanarkshire and Glasgow and unfair lol. I said to him, their no on *expletive removed* bikes lol

. :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

lol, I remember a top Lesmahagow fancier swearing it was all downhill from his loft to Lanarkshire and Glasgow and unfair lol. I said to him, their no on *expletive removed* bikes lol

Lesmahagow sits at 900 feet above sea level, Kirkie on the other hand sits at 900 feet below sea level so technically he was correct when he says that it's all down hill....pmsl

[kingbilly 1]

it flew round the loft for 45min and just wouldent trap i timed my 2nd doo in

[thunderbigbaws]

if i was in the east i would have won but had no chance in the west. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

[geordie1234]

There was a story banded about my club that one gent's latebred was fighting wae a rabbit in his garden so wouldny trap

[Delboy]

Lesmahagow sits at 900 feet above sea level, Kirkie on the other hand sits at 900 feet below sea level so technically he was correct when he says that it's all down hill....pmsl

 

Must be something in the water in the deep south :lol: You are all inbred back woodsmen

[Kyleakin Lofts]

I'm 683 feet above sea level, so although it is downhill from Lesmahagow, it is uphill from Kirky, so that must be why I don't win. Why the blue blazes my doos go to Lesmahagow and Kirkie before they come here I don't know, guess they just like flying up and down hills.

[blackdog]

i left the winner at home

[blaz]

I SLEPT IN

[Kyleakin Lofts]

I SLEPT IN

 

It wasn't funny, you did!!!

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

It was the wrong wind, i wanted the wind right on their nose.

[clockman]

Scotty said his next door neebs was cutting the gress

[dwh]

NOT ME BUT A MATE OF MINE LAST YB RACE THIS YEAR

WENT DOWN THE LOFT CLEANED OUT SET THE ETS UP

THEN TOOK THE CLOCK TO WORK WITH HIM :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[Wiley]

I Didn't win cos....... I didn't send

[mcgrottys]

Theres a man down from me said he got an early one but the wife open the window and scard it.

she would'nt have to open the window to scar me.

[peter pandy]

My best friend phoned and told me it was a hold over so I went to the pub.

[bibendium]

Just sent them as trainers

[Delboy]

A guy once said to me he wasn't expecting his pigeons quick as they were 700 milers. I said, I can understand what he meant by that but he was an hour and half behind from a 70 mile race

[MIK]

a guy in my old club a few years back.

 

using an stb....the top 5 were 2 mins between them, think he ended up 4th. Now he has been racing pigeons for a few years b4 this race without any success. When all clocks were opened and read, this guy had his rubber perfectly over the thimble, i mean the thimble was perfectly placed inside the rubber. :D

 

He was asked how long it took him to get rubber over thimble...his reply was ages :lol:

 

the fckr could have won that race and broke his novice status

[kingbilly 1]

if i was in the east i would have won but had no chance in the west. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

gid big fany balls pmsl