Tesco Burger Jokes

[OLDYELLOW]

Tesco burgers part of a every day stable diet

 

Had Tesco burgers fer tea last night ended up with the trots

 

Rang Tesco up and asked them when was best time to eat there burgers they said 10-1

[William Reid]

:lol:

[OLDYELLOW]

I wonder has this been going on furlong ?????

[PigeonDetective]

Aldi have horse meat burgers aswell.. but i prefer my lidl pony

[andy Burgess]

so hungry = i could eat a horse , burger me ,i just have

[OLDYELLOW]

just been to the fridge to check the burgers I got from tesco........AND THEY`RE OFF!!!!

[JADE]

Now we know where Shergar went (Tesco Finest of course)

[Guest H@wkBait]

eat a tesco burger that gave me the trots but im in a stable condition now

[OLDYELLOW]

Tesco's spokesman was going to make a statement later to today but that now won't be happening following investigations he's now feeling a little horse

[Fair Play]

Anyone for a burger - NEIGH

[Henrik]

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[ALF]

Asda took all their burgers off the shelf today aswell

 

I wonder why EH!!! :o

[sapper756]

"HAMBURGERS" is an anagram of "SHERGAR BUM"

[dwh]

The government is to source the meat

using D-N-Eigh

[sapper756]

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[harry h]

Think we need to stop this now that we've been found out.

[butcher]

Went for a burger at the tesco cafe and the wummin said dae yae want anyhin oan it as said aye hen a fiver each way

[Roland]

Going on about burgars, you should try their meat balls ... they are the 'Dog's B*llocks!

[sapper756]

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[Henrik]

They are now sayng they have found traces of Zebra in the Barcodes

[billt]

They are now sayng they have found traces of Zebra in the Barcodes

 

[sammy]

HEARD THAT THEY HORSES WERE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BEFORE THEY GOT MADE INTO BURGERS AND THE SUSPECT IS JIMMY SADLER