As my Dad lived till 92 thought this verse was appropriate. THE PRESERVATION OF MAN THE HORSE AND MULE LIVE THIRTY YEARS AND NOTHING KNOWN OF WINE AND BEERS THE GOAT AND SHEEP AT TWENTY DIE WITH NEVER A TASTE OF SCOTCH AND RYE THE COW DRINKS WATER BY THE TON AND AT 18 IS MOSTLY DONE THE DOG AT 16 CASHES IN WITHOUT THE AID OF RUM AND GIN THE CAT IN MILK AND WATER SOAKS AND THEN IN TWELVE SHORT YEARS IT CROAKS THE MODEST SOBER BONE DRY HEN LAYS EGGS FOR NOGS,THEN DIES AT 10 ALL ANIMALS ARE STRICTLY DRY THEY SINLESS LIVE AND SWIFTLY DIE BUT SINFUL,GINFUL,RUM SOAKED MEN SURVIVE FOR TEN SCORE YEARS IN TEN AND SOME OF US THE MIGHTY FEW STAY PICKLED TILL WE'RE 92