Guest Gareth Rankin Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 A club mate went to visit another within the club, on entering his loft he noticed that a drinker that comes in 3parts had 2 pieces of sticks between the drinker and the drum part. Visitor asked about this too which he received a reply of, I wish I never bought this new drinker as it doesn't fit and that is why I had to put the 2 pieces of wood in, talked about sending it back and called it a cheap piece of Cr-p. Visitor then proceeded to remove the 2 pieces of wood that supported the drum part, turned the drum part upside down were it was wider and put it all together were everything fitted the way it should have.
dal2 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 ETS has been the biggest laugh in our club!!! One member phoned after a race disgusted that his clock had not worked, arrived tae find the clock unplugged from the power, he suggested that he did not plug his T3 in so why the ets?????? Assigned a load of rings for a member and put them in individual envelopes with the birds number on, he returned on marking nite with the ets rings on any pigeon!!!!! 50 ybs had to be swapped around!!!!
andy Burgess Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 nothing , i wait with patience.
THE FIFER Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 :egyptian: :emoticon-0140-rofl: not much lately so will have to think about it,
Guest KING BILLY Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 wee jockys follow throw at the national danc now that was funny lol
Guest KING BILLY Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 big budgie got a new LASCOSTE JUMPER AND TRYED IT ON HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAID HE WAS TAKEING IT BACK BECAUSE THE WRITING WAS ROUND THE WRONG WAY LOL
geordie1234 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 big budgie got a new LASCOSTE JUMPER AND TRYED IT ON HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAID HE WAS TAKEING IT BACK BECAUSE THE WRITING WAS ROUND THE WRONG WAY LOLahahahhaha
clockman Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 big budgie got a new LASCOSTE JUMPER AND TRYED IT ON HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND SAID HE WAS TAKEING IT BACK BECAUSE THE WRITING WAS ROUND THE WRONG WAY LOL good one tam
Delboy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Guy in our club got his first ever channel pigeon, he grabbed it, took rubber off it and put it in his mouth to wet so he could put it in thimble.He timed thimble in and was walking about with rubber still in his gob chewing away unaware that he hadnt put it in clock When he realised, he timed it in to win his region
Guest KING BILLY Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Guy in our club got his first ever channel pigeon, he grabbed it, took rubber off it and put it in his mouth to wet so he could put it in thimble.He timed thimble in and was walking about with rubber still in his gob chewing away unaware that he hadnt put it in clock When he realised, he timed it in to win his region who was that lol
sapper756 Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 CEMATARY DANCING ON CHIT CHAT http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Dances_Fast/Man_dances_3.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif
Rooster J. Cogburn Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 ETS has been the biggest laugh in our club!!! One member phoned after a race disgusted that his clock had not worked, arrived tae find the clock unplugged from the power, he suggested that he did not plug his T3 in so why the ets?????? Assigned a load of rings for a member and put them in individual envelopes with the birds number on, he returned on marking nite with the ets rings on any pigeon!!!!! 50 ybs had to be swapped around!!!! ETS has been a great laugh in our club.Its been in the club for a few years now and we've still no quite got the hang of it. A member of ours turned up to a young bird race marking a few weeks ago..... he had forgotten to bring his doos We've a past member who sent two pigeons to a race none of which were on his race sheet which had been filled in The same member used to dog watch for a neighbour when they went on holiday.Some of our members witnessed this man walking down the Slamannan road in Avonbrig holding only a lead and collar it wasn't until he got the shop where they were standing that he realised his neighbours dog wasn't attached to it Avonbrig club misses this member greatly Avonbrig's got a few roasters but seeing Jimmy Macbeath trying to use a ringer is amongst the funniest things I've ever seen
greenlands Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Back in the eighties and old timer now sadly passed away made a cracker of a remark while we were waiting for word about a liberation of our race birds from Cheltenham,some 200 miles away. We used to congrigate together outside a local pub The Globe Inn were lib. info was sent to,now flats,his remark came out of the blue. " I can't understand why the ******** birds aren't off,I can see Skidaw (local mountain about 15 mile away)from my ********* loft". Things went quiet for some time
greenlands Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Racing short distance pigeons with my old man,we used to put the rubber in a match box,run round to the Globe Inn window and give the clocker the box with the rubber in,the sec. would write who had handed the box in.This particular day was my turn to run.A red cock arrived and no other pigeon had been seen,my dad bounced out of the loft and straight back in,again out and again back in,this seemed to happen for ages before he passed the matchbox to me.On return I asked him what the **** he was doing only to be told his braces had been stuck on the door latch.I think we still won that one,after alterations to the latch
Rooster J. Cogburn Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 The above mentioned member once brought a goat to Avonbrigs Presentation dance He used to help ma dad out if he was going to be home late from his work or that.You could always tell when he'd been in the loft as there tended to be more water on the floor than there was in the drinkers Hes no keeping too great at the moment but hes still always in good spirit
budgie Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 Garden Centre buyer comes to our door and asks what we Doo with our Sh-te and i told him like King Billy We race it
Guest KING BILLY Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 whent to budgies to get his doos for a toss one morning he was not thare comeing out the gate met some travelers who stay not to far frome the big man thay asket if i whanted the drive way tarmaced told them to go ahead the big man was not happy when he come home and all his mono block had been lifted and good tarmac in its place lol
Delboy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 whent to budgies to get his doos for a toss one morning he was not thare comeing out the gate met some travelers who stay not to far frome the big man thay asket if i whanted the drive way tarmaced told them to go ahead the big man was not happy when he come home and all his mono block had been lifted and good tarmac in its place lol LOL
Delboy Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 When I was younger my grandfather wouldnt sell his well sought after pigeons so I said I would sell them if anyone wanted them.He said there was a guy coming down that morning from Cambuslang that was interested in buying 2 grizzle stock birds we had.I said, ill deal with him no probs.I was at the loft and a guy came in and I said are you from Cambuslang, he said yes.I said, I am selling the pair of grizzle stock for x amount.He said, thats brilliant, Ill take them.Happy as Larry , he went away and I went down to the house and gave my grandfather the money.He was delighted and then the door bell went.I answered it and a big fella asked to see my grandfather, I said come in.My grandfather said to him, whats up, did you have a puncture or something, and why have you came back??? The big guy said , what you mean, im down to buy the grizzles?My grandfather said, you bought them?? I said, that wasnt the guy who bought them, expletive remove .It ended up it was one of the guys club mates who had came visiting and I had sold him the pair of birds instead The big fella was raging at this and even more so when the grizzles bred some cracking ybs to tear his club apart lol
lightning fast Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 When I was about 19 I sent a single pigeon to sartily and two older wiser mebers asked what I had done to prepair it, after saying I had kept it in for the last 4 days and gave it maze they started laughing at me saying you will never see it again, pigeon was 1st club by a mile, and they never got a time in, every time i see them now I still have a chukle to myself
Guest KING BILLY Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 budgie was a bit of a gigalo when he was younger but nobudy caled him stud then as he got older he was a good spark but nobudy caled him a master electrician but he got cot with one sheep and gess what thay call him now lol
dwh Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 a lad in our club flew to open door ut the pad on the floor could'nt understand why his doo's were'nt registering s they flew through the open door :emoticon-0136-giggle:
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