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greenlands

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  1. The three dots on the right hand side only give me share and report option ?
  2. Why is there no edit option on posts ? Take care lads and lasses you ( nere )know what's round the corner. NEVER !
  3. Eight week ago today I went under the knife,08:30 am on the dot. A tripple heart by pass that didn't all go to plan,had to open me up again because of internal bleeding. Can't thank the nurses and all the staff that done their best to make sure my stay in hospital was as good as it could posibly be under the circumstances, covid etc. 74 adimissions in one week.Six days after the op. my eldest lass picked me up at the James Cooke Hospital Middlesbrough and took me under her wing for a full four week.like a five star hotel or even better. Time for her to take me home and see if I could manage,after a couple of days I was coping to the best of my ability,few minor problems but doing well ( I hope ). Fortunately a seriously good friend and a better pigeon fancier ( Robert Deacon ) looked after my birds till I could manage.A BIG thank you pal. Take care lads and lasses you never know what's round the corner. Good luck and good health
  4. Same thoughts here John.
  5. What's happened to birthdays and weather ?
  6. Sad days mate but health comes first. Take care.
  7. A man walks into a bar. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a little man, maybe a foot tall, and a little piano. He puts them both on the bar and the little guy starts playing Mozart as the man orders his drink.The bartender says "I'm sure it's none of my business, but where did you find a little man who plays piano like that?"The guy says "There's a genie outside granting wishes, I bet he's still there if you hurry."The bartender runs outside, and moments later a bunch of ducks come in through the front door and start causing a big ruckus. The bartender says "You didn't tell me the genie was deaf, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."The guy saysDo you really think I asked for an eleven inch pianist?"
  8. Is everyone getting these annoying bloody things or is it just me. ? Also page NOT FOUND and having to click on the pigeon basics logo to get on to the site ??
  9. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!""OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess club. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:"They won't let me in without a f......g tie!”
  10. ColonoscopyAll the organs of the body were having a meetingTrying to decide who was the one in charge.I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.""I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.""I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him,So in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headacheThe stomach was bloated,The legs got wobbly,The eyes got watery,And the blood was toxic.They all decided that the rectum should be the bossThe Moral of the story?Even though the others do all the work.. The ass hole is usually in charge
  11. Been in hospital for three weeks after a heart by pass the didn't go to plan,this lot could take some sorting ? ?
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