Pat bought a dog and duly took it a walk along the river and threw in a stick off went the dog right along the top of the water hardly got a paw wet brought the stick back. Pat was amazed tried again same result, hardly able to contain himself and off he went to find Mick and down they went to the river,t hrow in a stick said Pat, Mick threw in the stick and off went the dog over the top of the water and returned the stick. Did you buy that dog asked Mick sure did replied Pat £10 well said Mick i would return it and ask for my money back as you've been "had","had" says Pat yes says Mick. How come askesays Pat "That Dog Cannot Swim" answers Mick