Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 oh well boys heres another story its the gospel truth a got woken up at 3am this morning with an awfy noice so a climbed out ma bunk bed and fell aff the ladder a hurt ma left ear so wen a finally got up a looked out the peep hole on ma bedroom window only to see a giant hippopotumus in ma garden pulling out ma dafodulls a wiz shaken
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 He'll be back. Set a mousetrap. hes no away hes lying on ma deck chair n a cany get oot
Tony C Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 Place a saucepan of water in front of him, he's telling you he wants a swim.
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 a gin a cany get it moved am waiting on the zoo keeper coming fir it hes escaped fae edingburgh zoo Place a saucepan of water in front of him, he's telling you he wants a swim. a cany coz wen a go oou hes ready to attack me
ALF Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 This place is rocking lately maybe it's the Hippo's fault :lol: :lol:
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 This place is rocking lately maybe it's the Hippo's fault :lol: :lol: aye a think it is pal where have you been uv no been on much the day alf a thot the ailens had taken you Just dont stand behind him
dwh Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 oh well boys heres another story its the gospel truth a got woken up at 3am this morning with an awfy noice so a climbed out ma bunk bed and fell aff the ladder a hurt ma left ear so wen a finally got up a looked out the peep hole on ma bedroom window only to see a giant hippopotumus in ma garden pulling out ma dafodulls a wiz shaken did yer ask his name :emoticon-0136-giggle:
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 ah am feart of this big hing am gony phone the bomb squad did yer ask his name :emoticon-0136-giggle: aye its called cyril the sheep
Tony C Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 ah am feart of this big hing am gony phone the bomb squad aye its called cyril the sheep You sure its not Cyril Smith, he was once stuck in a deck chair for a week.
ALF Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 aye a think it is pal where have you been uv no been on much the day alf a thot the ailens had taken you Naw the aliens huvnae got me yet monk am at ma work mate
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 Naw the aliens huvnae got me yet monk am at ma work mate
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 aw ryt pal a just noticed u were missin enjoy work am glad av retired but a stiil do an odd shift oan the side noo in again You sure its not Cyril Smith, he was once stuck in a deck chair for a week. do u hink am daft a know the differenc way him and a hippo mind u they bothe are the same shape
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 You daft! heavens forbid no.............. :egyptian:
ALF Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 I sent Helen (Madmonk) a pm earlier on and i have had some great laughs at some of her posts and i mean real belly laughs she is 40 today and i think our old pal Toosh will be looking down on her with pride
andy Burgess Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 I sent Helen (Madmonk) a pm earlier on and i have had some great laughs at some of her posts and i mean real belly laughs she is 40 today and i think our old pal Toosh will be looking down on her with pride sure he will, with pride
billt Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 I sent Helen (Madmonk) a pm earlier on and i have had some great laughs at some of her posts and i mean real belly laughs she is 40 today and i think our old pal Toosh will be looking down on her with pride You're right there Alan, what a good laugh we had, we loved them both
geordie1234 Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 Wee Tooshy used to love his enthusiasm along with endflight
TheHigg Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 Wee Tooshy used to love his enthusiasm along with endflightaye geo thats another sad loss wee billy king gentleman of our sport
harry h Posted March 15, 2014 Report Posted March 15, 2014 oh well boys heres another story its the gospel truth a got woken up at 3am this morning with an awfy noice so a climbed out ma bunk bed and fell aff the ladder a hurt ma left ear so wen a finally got up a looked out the peep hole on ma bedroom window only to see a giant hippopotumus in ma garden pulling out ma dafodulls a wiz shaken Don't go near it or you could end up like this guy.
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