aye ready Posted March 20, 2013 Report Posted March 20, 2013 3 wee boys talking in the playground,1st wee boy says "ma da's the fastest man in the world"how dae ye make that oot asks his pals?"well he kin fire a bow an arrow and run and catch it""thats fookall" says 1 of the wee boys "ma da kin fire a gun and run and catch the bullet""that's fookall tae"says the last wee boy "ma da works fur the cooncil,he finishes at hauf 4 and he's in the hoose fur twa o'clock".
Guest chad3646 Posted March 20, 2013 Report Posted March 20, 2013 3 wee boys talking in the playground,1st wee boy says "ma da's the fastest man in the world"how dae ye make that oot asks his pals?"well he kin fire a bow an arrow and run and catch it""thats fookall" says 1 of the wee boys "ma da kin fire a gun and run and catch the bullet""that's fookall tae"says the last wee boy "ma da works fur the cooncil,he finishes at hauf 4 and he's in the hoose fur twa o'clock".belter
andy Burgess Posted March 20, 2013 Report Posted March 20, 2013 3 wee boys talking in the playground,1st wee boy says "ma da's the fastest man in the world"how dae ye make that oot asks his pals?"well he kin fire a bow an arrow and run and catch it""thats fookall" says 1 of the wee boys "ma da kin fire a gun and run and catch the bullet""that's fookall tae"says the last wee boy "ma da works fur the cooncil,he finishes at hauf 4 and he's in the hoose fur twa o'clock".
sapper756 Posted March 21, 2013 Author Report Posted March 21, 2013 Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen, is it yours?"Mick replies "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is"Paddy asks "How do you know?"Mick replies, "That's my handwriting"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif
Guest chad3646 Posted March 21, 2013 Report Posted March 21, 2013 two guy,s in a bar his mate shouts, heh barr are you wanting a drink the guy say,s heh barr,s got a handle to his name he say,s heh handlebarr are you want a drink
Guest homestead Posted March 22, 2013 Report Posted March 22, 2013 the daft one's are the best. Welll done
sapper756 Posted March 22, 2013 Author Report Posted March 22, 2013 http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480058_439802649436444_342833264_n.jpg
Tony C Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 DRUMROLL................... .................................................................................
Guest chad3646 Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 :emoticon-0140-rofl: DRUMROLL................... .................................................................................
dwh Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 I WENT TO THE CEMETERY YESTERDAY TO LAY SOME FLOWERS AND I NOTICED 4 PALL BEARERS CARRYING A COFFIN 3 HOURS LATER AND THEY WERE STILL WALKING ABOUT WITH IT I THOUGHT TO MYSELF THEY'VE LOST THE PLOT!! :emoticon-0136-giggle:
William Reid Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0136-giggle: DRUMROLL................... :emoticon-0136-giggle: .................................................................................
Guest chad3646 Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 :emoticon-0136-giggle: you no whit arnie swash anigger said i,ll be back
William Reid Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 you no whit arnie swash anigger said i,ll be backThat was my fault put my reply on the wrong post.
aye ready Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 on hearing her elderly grandad had died,katie ran to her 98 year old grans house.when she arrived she asked how he had died."he had a heart attack during sunday morning sex" katies gran replied.katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love."we do it every sunday to the churchbells,nice and slow in on the ding and out on the dong" says her gran pausing to wipe away a tear from her eye,"he'd still be alive if the f*cking ice cream van hadn't came along.
William Reid Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 on hearing her elderly grandad had died,katie ran to her 98 year old grans house.when she arrived she asked how he had died."he had a heart attack during sunday morning sex" katies gran replied.katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love."we do it every sunday to the churchbells,nice and slow in on the ding and out on the dong" says her gran pausing to wipe away a tear from her eye,"he'd still be alive if the f*cking ice cream van hadn't came along.
aye ready Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 i'll never forget how happy i was when i saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me.my heart was beating fast and the excitement was almost unbearable,it seemed to take an age,but eventually there she was standing beside me.i gave her a cheeky wink and said "get yir trolley er here hen thur daen 3 case eh miller fur £20
William Reid Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 i'll never forget how happy i was when i saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me.my heart was beating fast and the excitement was almost unbearable,it seemed to take an age,but eventually there she was standing beside me.i gave her a cheeky wink and said "get yir trolley er here hen thur daen 3 case eh miller fur £20 Good yin m8
Guest chad3646 Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 That was my fault put my reply on the wrong post. a told you, you are not to bright
William Reid Posted March 23, 2013 Report Posted March 23, 2013 a told you, you are not to brightOff topic
sapper756 Posted March 27, 2013 Author Report Posted March 27, 2013 http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1746_10151300995051986_1076963534_n.jpg
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