Tony C Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're justlike Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that toFrank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced likea Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy. Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He rememberedeverybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat themwith. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole streetblacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow, some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid trafficjams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made amistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. Hewould never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothingwas always immaculate, shoes highly polished too-he was the perfect man! Henever made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeboah Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Went to the doctors this morningHe said wats wrong mick I said i keep thinking am a dog He said get on the couch and i'll have a look at you I said i'm no allowed on the couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/64815_562912570388090_1537048277_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/25957_476348632425275_1575377733_n.jpg http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538036_482800228434222_1321527384_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150683_10200449621108618_705056615_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnQuinn Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 A guy walks into a Pub and meets his mate, his mate says to him "Something wrong, you don't look too clever??Guy says "am just out the doctors and he said i've got the Big C.His mate says CANCER!!The guy says "Naw Dyslexia" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 You heard it here're first. Tesco vegi burgers have been found with traces oh hay :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE FIFER Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 WHY DO GOLFERS WARE TWO PAIRS OF TROUSERS ????? IN CASE THEY GET A HOLE IN ONE , HE HE HE HE HE http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0140-rofl.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0140-rofl.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0140-rofl.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 My wife's been missing for two days, so I phoned the police, They asked for a description of her then immediately ruled out kidnapping and rape.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0127-lipssealed.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster151 Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 :emoticon-0136-giggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony C Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Paddy was arrested for punching his wife - again. The judge asks, "Tell me, Mr Molloy, why do you keep beating her?" Paddy replies, "I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superiorfootwork ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE FIFER Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Paddy was arrested for punching his wife - again. The judge asks, "Tell me, Mr Molloy, why do you keep beating her?" Paddy replies, "I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superiorfootwork ..." http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tony C Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Dont try this at home folks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 23, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 Dont try this at home folks... http://humour.bluehaze.com.au/files/20130218_8843bbd3f9fa4e64b06e4d.jpeg would be interesting to hear what captions the folks would put to this picturehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony C Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 would be interesting to hear what captions the folks would put to this picture After the watershed me thinks for this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted February 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse,and wrote a note and handed it to Frank. The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sapper756 Posted March 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2013 How times changehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/735204_600011070027557_177049822_n.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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