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Tony C Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 You've got to be so bloody careful what you say to people these days. AMuslim bloke I work with was bragging that he had the entire Koran on DVD.I only asked him to burn me a copy and the whole place kicked off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted November 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 A SHORT ROBOT STORY;A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it out at dinner one night.The father asks his son what he did that day.The son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?"Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."Dad says,"What ? At your age I didn't even know what porn was ."The robot slaps the father.Mom laughs and says,"Well he certainly is your son ."The robot slaps the mother .The Robot is now for sale. THE END.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted November 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2012 Why Parents Drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes ''May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter ' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sapper756 Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next bowel movement could spell disaster.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest geordiejen Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 wife tries on a new dress and says do i look nice in thishusband says you know your the double of sheryl cole!!wife says oh really!!husband says aye shes 8 stone and your 16 stone ya fat rat!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sapper756 Posted December 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2012 FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE..http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/santa-dance.gif 3 men die on Christmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Christmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how do they represent Christmas?"... Paddy says "they're Carols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yeboah Posted January 9, 2013 Report Share Posted January 9, 2013 Strathclyde Police have finally released the name of the terrorist who set himself on fire after crashing his vehicle at glasgow airport Singed Rammin Ma Jeepin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walterboswell59 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 a man with avery bad stutter asks a woman if she would go out on adate with him the woman says yes feeling very pleased with him self he takes her to his loacal pub where he is very well known to imprese her as soon as he walks in the pub the barman shouts yer usull donkey and starts pulling apint of lager and what about youre young lady donkey what would she like the woman says vodka coke please nae bother says the bar man that will be five pound donkey ma man the couple lift there drinks and sit down the woman leans over and says that bar man keeps calling you donkey is it because youre a big boy ach says the guy he he he aw he he he aw he he he allways calls me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sapper756 Posted January 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 NO MORE MISSING THE TARGET! http://sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537197_329949040438579_1764093309_n.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest geordiejen Posted February 4, 2013 Report Share Posted February 4, 2013 man goes to the doctor and saysdoctor every time i sneeze i get an erection,doctor says are you taking anything for it?man says aye!!!pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Reid Posted February 5, 2013 Report Share Posted February 5, 2013 man goes to the doctor and saysdoctor every time i sneeze i get an erection,doctor says are you taking anything for it?man says aye!!!pepper. :emoticon-0137-clapping: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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