Delboy Posted August 7, 2013 Report Posted August 7, 2013 Women in combat, grenade throwing! lololo *expletive removed* brilliant
Ian McKay Posted August 7, 2013 Report Posted August 7, 2013 funny as *expletive removed* Should that no be Irish women training MIK :emoticon-0136-giggle:
Tony C Posted October 4, 2013 Report Posted October 4, 2013 We had a power cut last week and my PC, TV and games console shut downimmediately, it was raining so I couldn't golf so I had to talk to mywife for a few hours. She seems like a nice person.
Tony C Posted October 4, 2013 Report Posted October 4, 2013 A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playingher first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was sointense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and tocomplain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you backin so early? What's wrong?' 'I was stung by a bee', she said. 'Where?', he asked. 'Between the first and second hole', she replied. He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your feet were too far apart.
walterboswell59 Posted October 4, 2013 Report Posted October 4, 2013 the teacher has all the kids doing an essay on what they did at the week end when she sees young john is not writing john she shouts why are you not writing john says miss ive nae f k n pencil the teacher jumps from her chair john john john i have no pencil you have pencil they have no pencil john says please miss whos got aw the f k n pencils then
sapper756 Posted October 16, 2013 Author Report Posted October 16, 2013 Could not resist it Two Irish men looking through a catalogue. Paddy say's "look at those gorgeous women! The price's are reasonable too," Mick agrees! "I am ordering one of them right now."3 week's later, Paddy say's "Has your woman turned up yet?""No" said Mick. "But it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday"!
sapper756 Posted October 18, 2013 Author Report Posted October 18, 2013 don't panic.. I'm in hospital!... I ate wot I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.... Doctors say I'll be out in the Spring!!
andy Burgess Posted October 18, 2013 Report Posted October 18, 2013 don't panic.. I'm in hospital!... I ate wot I thought was an onion but it was a daffodil bulb.... Doctors say I'll be out in the Spring!!ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ,
Tony C Posted October 24, 2013 Report Posted October 24, 2013 Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home.Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking tohim.... "You know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the insurancemoney!" She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,"Remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with theinsurance money!" Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in theashes she said,"Remember that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it too, with theinsurance money!" Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "Remember thatblow job I promised you?""Well, here it comes."
William Reid Posted October 24, 2013 Report Posted October 24, 2013 P.M.S.L. :emoticon-0137-clapping:
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