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3 wee boys talking in the playground,

1st wee boy says "ma da's the fastest man in the world"

how dae ye make that oot asks his pals?

"well he kin fire a bow an arrow and run and catch it"

"thats fookall" says 1 of the wee boys "ma da kin fire a gun and run and catch the bullet"

"that's fookall tae"says the last wee boy "ma da works fur the cooncil,he finishes at hauf 4 and he's in the hoose fur twa o'clock".

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3 wee boys talking in the playground,

1st wee boy says "ma da's the fastest man in the world"

how dae ye make that oot asks his pals?

"well he kin fire a bow an arrow and run and catch it"

"thats fookall" says 1 of the wee boys "ma da kin fire a gun and run and catch the bullet"

"that's fookall tae"says the last wee boy "ma da works fur the cooncil,he finishes at hauf 4 and he's in the hoose fur twa o'clock".

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3 wee boys talking in the playground,

1st wee boy says "ma da's the fastest man in the world"

how dae ye make that oot asks his pals?

"well he kin fire a bow an arrow and run and catch it"

"thats fookall" says 1 of the wee boys "ma da kin fire a gun and run and catch the bullet"

"that's fookall tae"says the last wee boy "ma da works fur the cooncil,he finishes at hauf 4 and he's in the hoose fur twa o'clock".

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Paddy says to Mick "I found this pen, is it yours?"

Mick replies "Don't know, give it here."

He then tries it and says, "Yes it is"

Paddy asks "How do you know?"

Mick replies, "That's my handwriting"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

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two guy,s in a bar his mate shouts, heh barr are you wanting a drink

 

 

the guy say,s heh barr,s got a handle to his name

 

he say,s heh handlebarr are you want a drink

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:emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:

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I WENT TO THE CEMETERY YESTERDAY TO LAY SOME FLOWERS

AND I NOTICED 4 PALL BEARERS CARRYING A COFFIN

3 HOURS LATER AND THEY WERE STILL WALKING ABOUT WITH IT

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF

THEY'VE LOST THE PLOT!! :emoticon-0136-giggle: :emoticon-0136-giggle:

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on hearing her elderly grandad had died,katie ran to her 98 year old grans house.

when she arrived she asked how he had died.

"he had a heart attack during sunday morning sex" katies gran replied.

katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.

"we do it every sunday to the churchbells,nice and slow in on the ding and out on the dong" says her gran pausing to wipe away a tear from her eye,

"he'd still be alive if the f*cking ice cream van hadn't came along.

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on hearing her elderly grandad had died,katie ran to her 98 year old grans house.

when she arrived she asked how he had died.

"he had a heart attack during sunday morning sex" katies gran replied.

katie was aghast at her 2 grandparents risking their lives making love.

"we do it every sunday to the churchbells,nice and slow in on the ding and out on the dong" says her gran pausing to wipe away a tear from her eye,

"he'd still be alive if the f*cking ice cream van hadn't came along.

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i'll never forget how happy i was when i saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me.

my heart was beating fast and the excitement was almost unbearable,

it seemed to take an age,but eventually there she was standing beside me.

i gave her a cheeky wink and said "get yir trolley er here hen thur daen 3 case eh miller fur £20 :emoticon-0167-beer:

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i'll never forget how happy i was when i saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me.

my heart was beating fast and the excitement was almost unbearable,

it seemed to take an age,but eventually there she was standing beside me.

i gave her a cheeky wink and said "get yir trolley er here hen thur daen 3 case eh miller fur £20 :emoticon-0167-beer:

Good yin m8 :emoticon-0140-rofl:

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