I was in the Texas Rose last night at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass. She said, ?Hey, sexy, how about giving me your number?? I looked at her and said, ?Have you got a pen.? She said, ?I sure do." I said, ?Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you?re missing.?