Since the recent storms and heavy, persistent rainfall resulting in serious floods, I find the humour in this type of post beyond me. There has been damage to homes & commercial property, with estimated costs across the UK running into many millions of pounds. People have been made homeless (hopefully temporary) businesses large and small may be threatened with closure. The old, weak, frail , infirm & medically dependant may have to suffer more than they currently endure. Ordinary folk may have had their lives damaged & changed forever. For Gods' sake 2 people lost their lives as a direct result. Sorry, but I can't even raise a smile.....and I'm sure there won't be many of those who suffered, and continue to do so, who will join you. OMO.