Roland

For a bribe

Take a dose of valium, then look at lol http://www.vermisell.co.uk/shop/37/109/index.htm But must be about the best feed range there is.

Say no more! I might add a little condition, and small seed mix.

4th time put up here and just as funny every time lol.

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Peters & Lee

Pour it on

Your welcome

You don't say!

Sign

Let's be hearing about our fantastic achievements, Rowing, cycling, Athletics, swimming etc. etc. Our Team games, Rugby, Cricket and Curling, hockey etc. etc. Great individual performances. Many that have just been placed in pigeon holes at the back of the minds. Yes and let all of us be benevelent to all the UK's great performances. Coe Cram, Ovett, nearly doing the 1-2-3 in the olympics, which would have no doubt happened if not for the illness of the gallant Ovett. But aside of these three we had 13 more very close, and in the top 20! etc. etc.

May seem that way on the face of it, but the reality is that we have world class performers - or very near the top in most sports beit team of individual. the world is in this regards a very big playing field, and we are in reality as good, if not better that most. Sure the Aussies may be better at swimming etc. Just destroyed the Aussie in winning back the Ashes. Plus we out class them in nigh 80% of any other fields or more.... Like Russia and the USA, BUT we are on many more field are classes above them. Like say from 1954 to 1984 the UK held the Mile record etc. - believe it believe it not - more times that the rest of the world put together. The square mile of London has produce many times more world boxing champions than any other etc. etc. the list is endless. Indeed I was just this last Saturday thought about putting up a thread of our sporting hero's. Remembering the ones that brought the lump to the throat, or down right tears. Look at 1976, world champions at Formula One, 500cc super bikes, - when it was the only REAL one, John Curry Ice skating ... these followed by other world champions... etc. etc. For Scotland just look at how our Lizzie McCloglan dominated that 10,000. How the Stewarts Ian / Peter / and Mary were world class... Ian in the Athens Final stepped aside and waved them on. How he and McCatherty destroyed the great Kip Kieno... I will put them up first with David Morecroft’s sensational 5000 metres world record sadly missing the 13-minute barrier by 200th of a second etc.

The impossible Golf clay pigeon shot ....... I couldn't hit one of these with a shot gun! Click Here http://www.flixxy.com/clay-pigeon-golf-shot.htm http://wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/ Any sensitive cherubs should read no further.... just hit the delete button. Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock! Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All they had left was 2 pints of African blood, and 2 pints of Paki blood. It's not as bad as it sounds I now have a 12 inch c**k, and I am top of the housing list.. Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby. Just fostered a Muslim kid. All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head. Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke All I said was, golly you're tall. Last week me and this paki from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition. I still can't believe she won. They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk',in Birmingham ,Oldham,Bradford, Burnley ,Leicester & Luton: because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen. Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5. Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' The man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played golf. Drank beer and whiskey, had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted. Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!

Anger!

One two!

Big Rug rats

Give them a ring. They are very helpful and I find decent and honest. I bought the second cheapest for £63 P+P. But this would run for umpteen metres. Surround the loft / ground and fences times over. Also you only need to put a warning sign up if it is adjacent to a public place / domain. But 2inches on your side is ample. Like Owen said, why tell any one,

Even Willie was turned over by thge Scots. Sold out to the English as they feathered their own nests.

Fall

Bit Cheesy

haggis and Venison?

Oh yes.... with a conveyor belt too

Electric fence. Look up the archives in this regards.... just a few quid if you use a battery charger.

Must be especially invented for the Scottish pub eh! Rated as the 5th Best invention of all time. Incredible! http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/An-awesome-way-to-pour-a-beer.html

Nah, he's been very patient up till now, so I guess he may see a light and want to see it Shine.