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The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, like a rock ! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra , Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.

Rashbull has some. have one pair untested as of yet. But are a dream to see and hold.

I see that they used the pubic hairs from Colleens private parts for her old man wayne hair transplant! They felt that hair from one **** to another one would be better and more appropiate lol !

A great sunny morning here. Not a cloud in the blue sky. A loverly gentle breeze... wish we could 'Pocketer It' lol.

Could be you're right He was pretty good as the Welsh manager ... just lacking te expierence then he has now.... But I think he hungers after pulling one over Man City for the shoddy way they treated him. He is a good steady manager, no two ways about that.

Aston Villa Boss is wealthy on paper still ... concerns have been taking a battering over the last 18 months. Why Martin left, says one thing and pulls the rug from under his feet selling players etc. because he needs the money.

A Mask? Well any and little help must be a boonin this regard. But the very best, most expensive, and greatest contraption will still let in some of what you are trying to protect yourselve from. There isn't - regardless of what anyone tells you, a fool proof thing on the market, and as the docs says 'Most probably never will be'. Two I know of, have had to pack up this last season, and both searched high and lol for a solution to no avail. Cost never being an issue. But having said that I believe a 'Pill' will soon be on the market, like the one coming out soon regards Astma. But every little helps George, and it certainly won't do any harm... indeed will help a lot I guess.

Makes one proud.

No two ways about the skill and the better tea ... But, and I'm not a Man U loverby any stretch of te imagination, But I feel that they gave them A. too much respect, and B. Stood off way to much and far. For me the Korean Parks was United's best player by far. He demonstrated time after time again with sucess the need need to be at them. To close them down and TACKLE them. To quip the great Rogers 'When they have the ball Squeeze the bassa and don't let them play ... when we have it... We want ROOM'. Afraid Man U gave them far to much room, and outside of Parks, and sometime Vidic far too much respect and room. JMO. I also feel that Barelona's manager is off to Chelsea. Wait and see and time will tell. Money no problem as with many clubs now, but the 'Challenge' has to be a big lure and incentive. Aain JMO.

As reported on MSN ' ......Gareth Bale is eager to represent Great Britain at London 2012, despite the reluctance of the Welsh FA to allow their players to participate in the event.' End of quote. I believe it is small mindedness of any governing body to with hold, or stand in the way of a player in such circumstances. Flimsy excuses put up will not wash, but only lead to disquiet and discontented persons... many that may well turn their backs on the country to endeavour to play in such events. I see, for instance Scottish, Welsh and Irish cyclist, Curling and swimmers and athletes combining as one... must strengthen any squad - yet still eligible, and quite rightly, to represent their' home countries in these sports, being Rowing, bowls or tiddlywinks. Not saying of course 'England' would benefit personally: emoticon-0136-giggle: But OF COURSE they would, as like the Lions etc. there would be a more competitive mindset to be chosen, HENCE participants and all countries would benefit. JMO

Well after the clever crap that Chameleon spilled about a 'Rethink' regards the NHS after he had ALREADYcut £20 BILLION he continues to cut, and cut the NHS with many others .... To make things better lol. Countless things have been cut at the doctors etc. for instance. Well every where infact! Whilst he drops £Billions on Lybia etc. EVERY DAY! and GIVES away £Billions, and IS Borrowing far far more EVERY day the the Labour party ever did - Even above the £175 billion to bail out the Banks and isn't interested in claiming it back.... And it goes to Bolster the real rich. Now we have just the thin end of many wedges about to start. And why was the Market up 0.05% Because of the catch up from the Snow and the back log, like wise the Royal Wedding will give the next one a boost... Then the cost will be camaflaged but still show a vast loss at an alarming rate. So...... A protest group plans to occupy high street banks to campaign against proposed NHS cuts. UK Uncut - which was behind the occupation of upper-class London store Fortnum and Mason in March - said it would launch The Emergency Operation. Its members will don scrubs, bandages and fake blood as they try to occupy banks in 35 cities and towns, turning them into "hospitals". Health worker and UK Uncut supporter Rosie Beech, 29, said: "David Cameron said he wasn't going to cut the NHS. He lied."50,000 NHS staff will lose their jobs, whilst the taxpayer continues to subsidise the banks. "Why is the Government cutting the NHS and privatising what's left rather than forcing our broken banking system to pay up?" Activist Josephine Hill, 34, said: "I will not be intimidated out of protesting by blatant political policing. "It is vital that we continue to take action against the Government's brutal cuts agenda, especially the wholesale destruction of the NHS." In a sign of increasing unity between the trade unions and direct action groups, the Public and Commercial Services union encouraged its members to attend. A statement on the PCS website said: "The idea is to highlight the billions of pounds' worth of tax breaks given to the banking sector - money which could and should be invested in the NHS." An interesting thing in the 'Rich List shows that a Billionaire is now a 1/3rd better of in the last year. That's a whopping £333,000... Good to see we are all it it together as the Chameleon spouted!

Yep, nicely sums up truth that lol. Mind soon only be the cummunity officer as the Chameleon 'Rope Trick' of cutting more of the few police by 40% nearly in half will have great effects! For as he spouts 'it will make it better and more effective'! Perhaps the write of that Email needs to be a bit more patient and wait for the Chameleons' logic to set in lol

Well 5 miles or not J.A.M. every little, and any assistance, little or not should be ultilised in my opinion. Spoke with seven members at one loft watching for the birds from our trainer, and 11 eleven when I picked up the birds for a trainer this week.... The one who send a letter in on behalf of our club WAS there - yet amazingly all are sending! Offered a club race from 'Where ever' and still all nodd a good idea... But 80% - 90% still shrug and are sending. Well I can have a lie in after all! Wouldn't suprise me none if the RSPB don't arrange a 'Viewing' at these sites to show just how A. they operate, and B. how stupid so many fanciers are in still sending.

A wee laugh! My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that - 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes..... The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner - talk about Dyson with death. Did you hear about the fat alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says "How do you know?" He says "The sex is the same, but the ironing is building up!" I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. They said they regretted to inform me that they're not actually a dating agency. I spent £40 on eBay last week for a penis enlarger. Just opened it and some swine sent me a magnifying glass! I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse. My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet... What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and the other is an instruction. Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my *expletive removed*! Do you think I should change dentists? I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die, you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said "I would like to come back as a cow." I said "You're obviously not listening..." Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake. The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back. Hi mate I don't want you to panic but I'm texting you from the casualty ward. Turns out the new Dyson Ball Cleaner isn't what I thought it was.

Yes Frank is a very much better... not as good,nor ever be as good as was of course. Hean get by without aiwalking stick now for short spells etc.

Agree there Tony with you,good pointers. Though I feel 100% certain that they give a 'Rat's *expletive removed*' for us or our birds, AND 'wHY SHOULD THEY'! Amazingly several in my Club, and the Fed are chuntering... But as of now I am the only one not sending ... Averages etc. are a curse and lose too many good birds. That win! A bit of cardboard, and the 'Mine will be OK' crap are some of the pointer of the foolhardy and stupidity of our flyers... Yes they will whinge and moan and send and wait for that Knight in Shiney white armour'. How can nyone take us seriously when we don't even try to help our selves!? The RSPB must have chapters of ammo to fire back at our faternity Tony. Indeed als alack, it would be foolhardy to get into a 'Mud Slinging war' with them... we wouldn't even be starters I'm afraid.-

Taken from the 'Alberta' Canada. Seems that the Goverment there / their Dafra have double standards too! Quote: As deadly horse virus spreads across the nation, rodeos and horse shows rethink plans at 11:58 on May 21, 2011, EDT. Rebecca Boone, The Associated Press Share|BOISE, Idaho - The number of horses infected with the deadly and contagious Equine Herpes Virus-1 continues to grow. The USDA says the outbreak that started at an Ogden, Utah competition has infected at least 34 horses in nine states and Canada. That's got some owners, like cowgirl Tricia Lynn Crump, taking extra precautions at the height of show season. Crump, who is Idaho's reigning Miss Rodeo, won't be astride a horse in Nampa's annual Parade America on Saturday. Instead she'll be riding in a stagecoach because she's leaving her own horses at home to keep them safe. Fewer people are showing up to compete on a professional rodeo circuit, and some horse sales, shows and rodeos are being cancelled in an attempt to stop the spread of the virus. End of Quote ---------------------------- How come the government isn't jumping the gun and having a mass slaughter of horses, mules, donkey's and anything else that might resemble a horse, like they did when the avian virus broke out. Hell, if it had feathers it was a carrier,(in their eye's). You'd think the government would at least step in and quarantine them all. Double standards

Never mind the ‘Nothing ever gets done’ or 'letting off rockets' etc. The problem is GOING there in the first place! Why not move over to say Fareham, or even further west! There lies the crux of the matter I FEAR! Those with sway, the leaders and so called better flyers, who too many follow their lead! It ‘s surely and proven it doesn’t serve their’ interests. More important not to lose any ‘Liberation’ advantage! One that needs to suit their’ loft position and dang the costs to the birds. Can’t be any other realistic, or sensible reason! Well can there? Why else send birds to have a lot more chance of being ripped apart and eaten! They will still have the advantage of wind etc. Not quite so much perhaps, but enough for any decent pigeon of theirs to win. - Time corridor flying was introduced eh! Never mind the crap scenarios of them myths of ‘Line of Flight’ or ‘Breaking Points’ garbage. Even if that bore any merit, the loss of birds being eaten surely far outweighs that! Yes time something was done… BY the ‘Member’s! That where it must start and the whinging stops.

But my argument, or point is PIGEON_MAN , why GO there?! There are many other sites around that have a lot less bother than there! Like I say, mine won't be there, I will send them all North this week!

Yes of course we know that many lib sites, and homing lines encounter B.O.P. That goes without saying. Now most will have read, or recall the worst, or definitely in top three for disaster, is Portland, where it is often started that the B.O.P. Line up when the see the transporters! So what does the FED do? Yes you guessed it decide to have that as a Liberation site 4 times this season. I won't send like a lot more of course. In this day and age, with GPS Sat etc. there are sites to be found and ALTERED every week - season. Yes I know that they will quite possibly run the gauntlet most weeks, but to go into their favoured territory and release 'GOOD' - and not treated birds - is suicidal and ridiculous in my view to say the least.

No rings on the birds... Take some proving who did what and where. First class post. Like Bilco says every year...! Buy some from the Fur and Feather' markets. They are only going to get culled and eaten... Horrible to say, but if to be eaten, best that they do some good.

Think overall we all have been peeved more than a few times by thoughtlessand bad driving. My pet hate's: The Motorway idiot's that stay in Centre Lanes. Those that over take doing 1 mile an hour faster and take a mile or more to ver take LORRIES. These - to me - are pathetic users that have no confidence and as such shouldn't therefore be driing on a Motor Way. Non Motor way idiot's that drive right up behind slow moving vechiles meaning one has to over take 2 - 3 or more cars in one go, instead of leaving space between ... then had the cheek to call others that need / want to over take 'Road Hogs'! Those that drive on dip headlights constantly - at about 40 miles an hour meaning one can't see the road ahead to over take, instead of headlights on then dipped when behind. Only bit I'd be concerned about is the over zealous cop, and the nit pickers. But would think that they are countless careless, silly drivers to be constantly hauled over for that to be the case for the first 3 -4 year or so ...

Don't see much wrong with that sett up. I'd be pleased as punch, and as prounds as... Well done steve.

The Mongolians and such use the Eagles to hunt wolves in the wild. Youtube has dozen of films showing eagles taking out wild wolves. No need for them to be tethered. Feel this may have been a training method. Don't for a minute think that eagles natureally hunt wolves. etc.

Had a good friend who was a 'Gamekeeper'. He used to tether a ferret on his lawn. Magpies and crows really went for the ferret... Was a good 'Decoy' to shoot the bassa.