
Roland
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No not Puerto Rico .... Not by a long way.
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Has produced the most World boxing Champions on this earth? Will give answer tomorrow lol.
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And Stamvater Producer. and the Lengendry Stamvater was certainly that! Mind you won't find EyeSign as there is no such thing over there. Yes they have you would call 'Maters' wher certain so-called gentlemen have the knack of picking and mating ones birds. No they don't look at the eyes, but do make good money and apparently with quite good results. Stef Van Reet for instance - reportedly - only handled a bird and chose what he wanted to buy or not... Mind I feel (Personally) that he'd done some homework and was visiting / Buying from good fancier's stock.
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Is Carl Froch again. Plus he sets a new precedent in that never before has a British fighter fought such calibre on 5 consecretive bouts.... eclipsing the great Tommy Farr's record, which was an outstnding achievement of 8 consecretive world class fighters, Max Bear Twice Former Champ J.J. Braddock Joe Louis, and contenders Lou N ova, and Red Burman Twice. With the great German and scourge of the Bristish Heavy Wieghts namely Walter Neusel sandwiched inbetween. But Froch fought 5 of the toughest fighters in the 'Super Middlewieght Devision.And 5 world champions to boot, three overseas to boot and winning four and most likely ending the Kesslers career. It also says - and quite Rightly he puts Calzaghe to shame, who fought clas oppenents sparodically and only when past peak... More Later, Sausages are ready lol.
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Well certainly a nasty piece of work and that's for sure.... seems a few friend and relations are no better.
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Exactly. But it is happening as we speak. The Mandate is to replace as many as possible... any chance. So of course the lads are replacing them whenever they get the chance. Hence why this £15 only service charge! It get's them in the house to have a looksee.... and condemm.
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Point is the Boilers being replaced is a rip off.... 75% or more will go on working for yonks if ALLOWED to. But has opened a inroad for deliberate deceit.
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Seems the £15 a month service charge etc. - or a one off - to make sure your Boiler is all well and good is a rip off. The 'Boards' have new systems waiting to move onto the market, where no Meter Reader etc. etc. are needed AND want as many as possible older models OFF the market. Hence perfectly good and some only needing the slightest of TLC are being wasted needlessly .... AT great cost and PROFIT to those in the trade. Yep Fitters etc. Sellers are all laughing to the bank with wads of our undeserved money!
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Ditto ... But I fear all is too change all too soon.
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http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/the_skin_gun Now that is and was worth investing money in I believe.
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Here pass him his coffee. Are the UN paying for us to kill and rob Libya? Of course not we will make a fortune out of killing thousands upon thousands. Stop the killings!!! having a laff eh. Plenty of very much worse ethnic and greed killings many times worse EVERY day!.... but no wealth. Like Mugarbee and Zimbabbee etc. Look at the atrocities the JEW do every DAY with our and the USA's backing against the Arab worlds. - No no Oil! Costs us so we can have US troops and air force stations over there etc. Like Saddam Hussein said. I' have no WMD. and well you know it.... He hadn't of course and we knew it. Can't stop you coming in to pinch my oil, but you will have it hard to get out. Again very true! We did nothing to help the 100,000 Marsh People after we incited them to rise up against Saddam... and the reason we went to war? Well officially it was because Saddam put a stop to Kuwait drill under and pinching his oil! Like Iran keeps tell us we are taking too much. USA are over a $75 trillion dollars and us... Save lives, what a sad joke... it was well documented. Saddam killed and estimated 100,000 to 200,000. Bad, but within the first 3 month we killed with knock on effect 4 000,000 yes 4 million. Sewage /Hospitals, sanitation, electric, gas, contaminated waters etc. etc. etc. etc Food shortages which we keep stump about. Go and sort out Magarbee first I say if you want to waste our money on another good deed. And just who do you thing will die when we bomb and strike these places! Civilians and enforced service men and woman and KIDS alike that’s who. Definitely a lot more than if we staye out and minded our own business instead of stirring up trouble and strife over there.
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THE INEXPERIENCED CURRY TASTER Notes From An Inexperienced Curry Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting India "Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer tent when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (couple of local Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event: Curry # 1: Manoj's Maniac Mobster Monster Curry JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild. FRANK: Holy sh*t, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried *******from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Indian blokes are crazy. Curry # 2: Applesamy's Afterburner Curry JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour needs more peppers to be taken seriously FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face Curry # 3: Farouk's Famous Burn Down the Barn curry JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse curry! Great kick. Needs more beans. JUDGE TWO: A beanless curry, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. FRANK: Call Lucas Heights, I've located a uranium spill! My nose feels like I have been snorting Domestos. Everyone knows the routine by now, get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all the beer. Curry # 4: Barbu's Black Magic JUDGE ONE: Black bean curry with almost no spice. Disappointing. JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a curry. FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burn-out taste buds? Savathree, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. b*tch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is curry an aphrodisiac? Curry # 5: Laveshnee's Legal Lip Remover JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong curry. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. JUDGE TWO: Curry using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I f*arted and four people behind me needed hospital treatment. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her curry had given me brain damage. Savathree saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning lips my lips off? It really p*sses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Curry #6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety curry. Good balance of spice and peppers. JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I sh*t myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that sl*t Savathree, she must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my a*se with a snow cone Curry # 7: Sugash's Screaming Sensation Curry JUDGE ONE: A mediocre curry with too much reliance on canned peppers. JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of curry peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with curry which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like sh*t to match my shirt. At east during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Bugger it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole in my stomach. Curry # 8: Hansraj's Mount Saint Curry JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend curry, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced curry, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor chap, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot curry? FRANK: [No entry recorded] And then there was Joey. Joey was a very innocent man. He never had much luck with the women, until one night Joey was at the pub, and a very attracve women named Rachel approched him. They got on very well and organised to go out on a date. Their date took them off to an Indian restaurant. They both order the hottest curry available. The night went well and once they had finished, they decided to go back to Joey’s place. Once back at Joey’s, things went well, and off to the bedroom they went. Clothes off and into it they went. As Joey was a bit naive, it was the missonery position straight up. A few bumps and groans later, Rachel suggested that they get into the 69 position. Joey was a bit taken back by Rachel’s forwardness, but agreed. Half a minute into it, Rachel lets off a fart that would straighten pubic hair. Joey was disgusted and said ‘what the hell was that’. ‘Sorry, it was the curry, it won’t happen again†replied Rachel. Half a minute later again, Rachel lets off a second fart that would peel paint from a wall. Joey, gagging for air, stops and says “what the hell was that’, ‘Sorry, it was the curry, it won’t happen again†replied Rachel. Once more, half a minute later again, Rachel lets off a third fart that that put Joey into tears. Joey had enough and said “look Rachel, if this is a 69, I am not hanging around for 66 more…..’
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Well because as we are in real terms the 3rd / 4th STILL biggest overseas investors it is in THEIR interest to hyke the prices. Much is owned or largely owned by the 0.06% of the wealthy of this country. I.e Coal, Steal Ore, and vastly fruit and what not from our commonwealthy - or ex commonwealth countries where we still hold much sway and ownership. China excepted - though Hong Kong - India and the USA are with Japan all have large overseas shares etc. which of course again we have holding and investments and are earning money in real terms for our eletist investor / owners. Why do you think we really dropped the Atom bombs on Japan. A nation already destituted and penniless in real term who had surrendered months before to the USSR. A. as a show of strength, and B. to ensure they knew we still have control.... Inded just look even during the war how we looked after their Emperor. All wrs are fought for greed and power.
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They are borrowing more than the Labour government ever did... FACT at least £500,000,000 a day and clawing back from every where and everything - blaming the last government - and in reality giving 'Private Contracts' vast amounts of tax payers money who do very poor job and aren't held responsible... A very poor and shabby job hence why the ‘Private Sector’ they are being forced AGAIN – Remember the Evil Cow – can quote low prices… THEY don’t do the job! Yes those companies that pays up to £6 million wages. Old pals act. Yes the Councils have been harness so they CAN’T and aren’t allowed to have the workforce and do it themselves. But then they cut back our Arm services and curtail much needed progress in terms of real 'Help' and spillage more lies and deceit. But above that they are now wasting £Billions of OUR money to fight a regime that they have continually supported, yes even the Chameleon twice in the last 3 months. £Billions we can ill afford.... our National debt is now, and will soon be over £700 billion. Never mind the flack the Labour party took for having to bailout the Banks with £200 Billion in real terms, which without doing would have left us in the black.... There are many places of atrocities taking place, Millions starving and being kill, ethnic cleansing or whatever, but most for greed and power that deserve many time the help of the UN and the world without pouring £billions into a warfare to make 0.06 % vastly more wealthy, whilst the masses again foot the bill. Of course we are there for the oil. Chameleon spout 'It's an evil regime - now - and one that will turn nasty resulting in vast amounts of civilian lives if he isn't STOPPED now! Magabee, Bahrain, Dafur etc. etc don't exist then! African has the stigma used that they deserve no help as they DON’T help themselves and is widely falsely believed CONVIENENTLY! ... Oh sorry Bahrain’s oil has been agreed to be going else where. The USA Vast oils in Alaska are being held back until the rest has run out - I.E. Pinched.
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Hey get back to the beer, your talking P*** Mind talking of refs.... Wished one with glasses had turned up for the Irish game lol. Slanted and bias etc. but whatever the best side on the day won comfortably enough. Can pick hairs and what not at any and all games. But in reality this bite on the bum' is just what the youngsters needed. Young and caparativly inexpierenced, especially at this standard, they learnt a valued lesson and with certainty will resolve and toughen their resolute and give them the steel fibre also needed to be, not only good, but a great side. Regardles of 'Home Prides' and wishful thinking England was the best, and most progressed side in the tournement by far. NO one can sensible argue with that statement. Likewise that the future looks good as they are getting a useful youthful side blended well together. Still need the 'Ole Salt' etc. too I agree, but Ireland certainly brought them down with a bump, and they will sorely see and feel the reality. Class is often not enough, and there is no substitute for expierence. Wales... Could have finished Top, Second or 4th, a strange tournement for sure.
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Well you certainly will take the Stup award lol. Can't have any coffee in your house eh! Or are you still asleep lol zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Dreaming
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Well Scotland deserved the win. Of course they did. Best game they have played this tournement of course. Looked a litle like the 'Hype' spilled and spurge at the start of the 6 Nations, by both the players and their manager.- -I bet he and they had kept their gobs shut and left the talking to their game lol. But still left lot to desire I fear. Their' determination and sticking to a game plan was - at last - evident and the fact it was a no lose game, they really shone against an Italian side that has improved and played with such grit and determination throughout.So all in all a win is a win, and they certainly went for it and got it. Well done lads.
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Of course the AIRFORCE are limited (Convienently) in just what they can do ... so our troops will have to go in and Marshall law the Oil ... sorry did I say Oil , I should say thge people till they can get a proper geverment in place lol
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It means we have decided to pinch their oil. If one wants to do 'Humane' and good... Dafur / Zimbar ... Don't need to name 20 -30 or more really eh! For there are countless countries mistreating and randomly killing their own. Or ethnic killings amounting to MILLIONS dying which we could help... but there no wage there.... but they have no Oil, Drugs, Gas Minerals etc. etc. Besty thing really id the realism that only 0.06 of this country benefit.... The true money people. THE Masses still are fodder to boost their incomes and NOTHING gets past down.
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100% Correct Owen.... trouble is when they start making a protest, it A. becomes the norm, and follows other sports diabolical gamesmanship ... or the players get very frustrated and retailiate on the pitch, which of course may lead to alsorts of unpleasantries. The Refs DO KNOW better, and let it ride ... at the peril. Likewise the Scotland game.... the Ref should have instilled the rules and got a fast flowing and entertaining game - regardless who won, which will always auger well for the benefit of the game, and players. Too many like to be on the Tele thinking they are the sars i believe. I think Ireland's / Welsh also to some extent, tactics worked in regards of winning and losing .... but the Fans lose out too, and they must always be considered as the main stay of the game. Sponsors etc. are fine, but it is the grass root boys attending games and interest that decides in the end .... and whether they wish to turn up to attend. Football - still the biggest game with public, has degenerated colosally through badly managed games and crowds behavior. Rugby needs to take heed I fear. Yes - at the moment a diffeent mind set ...
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Seriously I don't think England will run riot, just win quietly. I think it is only common decency not to pound the afflicted lol ... But seriously we have enough silly envy and bad taste hurled at us for any and every reason already, let alone leading them with a ring in the noses to the slaughter lol.
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Agreed Owen, that the Ref has the last word... But he has the power to today of a 'camera' at his disposal. Not saying for a moment he has to use it of course. But a little commonsence in this case of the Ball going into the crowd and then a quick throw 25 yards up field should have raise a little alarm bell if Not a flipping great Ding Dong lol. After all this is one of the reason they have agreed for camera use, to put things straight when need be ... Yep Owen 'Win ugly' is appreciated lol ... But not when England beat France apparently lol!
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Scotland an hour early than England to give them a chance lol
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After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating. As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination. "At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse. "I haven't got an erection" said the man. "No, but I have" replied the nurse. The 'Perfect Password' A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed: P...E...N...I...S His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
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A wins a win Eh lol Mind I think they edged it, but the ball ran for them. However like Henry, Maradonna,etc. it will label them cheats as they knew better. The assistant ref will - like the Ref - will be shown many times over for years to come. And why not ask for the 30 seconds the TV replay take makes me wonder. Here is everyone nigh asking for 'Camera' and like Cricket etc. Rugby has it and then doesn't ask for it Think that will be another talking topic.