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I Think a good bet would be a New Zealand V England in the rugby final. I also believe even a better bet would be NO other home nation to get past the quarter finals. Get down the bookies for the double EH!

Don't think same one. But when I boxed against Ireland at the De Montford Hall, I was to fight a tree trunk swinging hammers called Paddy Docherty. Her had thick bobbed hair covering the napp of his neck. Will have to study the nose lol. They asked for a change, which was agreed ( he was 11 stone odd and I was 10 stone 2lb) I fought the Light welter champ etc. instead, which incidently I won. But that Docherty stopped Freddie Liney in two rounds, and I was quietly happy afterwards to say the least Hear tell story regards this Paddy (good and bad)... but must be more than useful regardless... Just brought back a few cherished memories eh! Still enough said.

Well seems now, - as we will get some Oil for the 0.03% of the wealthy, that the £billions spent on bombing etc. a tyrant - that is nowhere near the top of the list in real term of tyrants but has oil - that we are going to pay the new regime £10billion in compensation . Mind boggles eh! Oh of course it is the working masses that foot the bill whilst the 0.3% rake the money.

Will be interesting to see what Alan decides to keep, and let go. Indeed the formula for deciding which. Nice to be able to cut back ... but will always 'Wonder regard of 'What if...' Good luck with the sale mate. Will be looking in no doubt.

Clashing... No such thing, just a lame crutch for loss of birds. Ok if stagger libs, it would be not much different. Don't know about controllers not thinking they are gods... or then having the balls. Think they should be annominous and have cotton wool inside ear plugs. Smashes and losses occur in any and every climate, and array of liberations. No two ways about that... so don't ever release bird eh! Think that the first moaners should be the race committee for the following year personally lol.

Absolutely brilliant. A first class post! I'm all for that! Mind some here want the race controller to have power - which was voted in - to veto a race the following Saturday if weather looked iffish! Have release in fog, storms and what not and returns been good from training 60 miles... And seen very detrimental returns when released in fine sunny and clear blue skies...

I leart a good one when young and silly - 16 years old when nissed as a pewt and trying to fight a copper that told me ... Any way went around a mates house to keep the peace and sober up. Drank some more - wine and asked for some toast with mustard spread all over it. 3 slices later and in no time was sober, and suprisingly felt much better. Never failed when I remembered and used... Now get nissed on two pints not much use lol. But it deffinately works. Colemens Hot mustard... don't know about the mild French / German ones etc.

Always been truthful our Harry ... good of him to allow the Hearts teams grace and not splatter them again eh! Must be a nice deal and good gesture eh!"

Think Arsenal could do with him - when fit. A good holding player and match maker.

Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' (true story) And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. and in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks... dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom.. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming.. But still.... total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouted.... 'Alright, alright I'll do the dishes!!'

Jetman in the Grand Canyon The adrenaline rush must be amazing. This fella is no spring chicken and is fearless.... View in full screen. Http://WWW.youtube.com/watch?v=WgdIE2t8QkM

Believe it, believe it not, Leicester was for years - untill recently - the biggest pool for producing First Devision / Premier players. Was the fore runners, and indeed the only one for many years that had 'Youth Leagues' etc. for the 12 year olds upwards. We started on in 1980 / 81 season, and within two seasons we produce some devision players. Academy's are fine too, but need the lads out competing and learning SELF control and 'Reading' the game. Understanding at an early age, is also very important. JMO

First time since 1955 a scottist side isnae in a european contest. Does that reflect on the difference in class? Still a great nation of great idividualist players. Mind Jock Stien in 1967 put together a side all born within 20 miles (Glasgow to boot at that of course)... Maybe it was that they could understand each other, tolerate each other and hence played a great game! Yep and won the whole cabbash with the European cup to boot. Was a great side too........ Maybe there is a 'lanquange'lack of understanding lol.

A smuck self indulgence arrogant (belives himself clever via quoting others quotes) racists cretin. Wouldnae even want him playing for Celtic lol. Mind can play a bit, no two ways about that!

Was speaking at a pigeon meeting last week, when the convoyer stated that as there was so many treating pigeons doing a good job that the RSPB was threatening to introduce double to everyone loss............ What a load of old tish. If they were dwindling, and continued to dwindle even more, then it would be a certainty that in no time at all they would grind to a halt. One only has to give a 20 second thought in this regard to see and understand the silliness of the threat. It is impractical and unworkable. However the silly ones amongst us worry and will pack up treating their birds, as they should be. … As they are introducing as many as they can - could now, via not treating it will only hasten immensely every season our plights. Further if one carry on as they are doing, then sooner than later powers to be would HAVE to sit around a table and converse in getting to a suitable understanding on both sides. More likely it could be the reality that the RSPB are feeling the effects there, and are trying to stem their concern! Don't boo hoo it, the Percy is worth £millions every year to them.

Wake up and smell the coffee maty. Get real and actually see what was what, and fact! Suppose the £175 billion bailling out the rich stinking thieving bankers didn't have oat to do with it then. Yes the Chamealeon also voted and endorsed their action. -Without that the goverment was still well in the Black! Your bias unfortunately shows..

WHO’S YOUR BABY’S DADDY? The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details', or putting it another way . . . Who's your baby's Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks . . . (The runner-up). 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time . . . well, I don't have clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom . 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave. , mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. (This made number #1). WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS AND VOTERS.

Berwick normally at 250 odd. Sometimes Elgin at just over 300. Like I say in Canada when there they were flying over 400 miles back to back weeks. Best I done was win 1st and second Thurso - 479miles or more - with 4 month old youngsters. This was for the now defunct 'Midland NRCC'.

Paddy goes on a talent show claiming he can count as quick as lightning. The host of the show sits him down in front of a swarm of ants in a glass case. "You have 30 seconds to count these ants," he says, "starting NOW." "3,138," says Paddy after one second. "Wow! That's correct!" says the host. "How on earth did you do that?" "Easy," says Paddy, "I counted the legs and divided by six."

Two cowboys were talking about sex. One says 'I like the rodeo position best. You know where you get your girl friend down on all fours. Then mount her from behind. It's great putting your arms around her and fondle the breasts. Then cupping them in each hand saying 'Lovely, lovely boobs', .... then whisper 'Just like your sister's, and then try to hang on for 8 seconds'!

A Vampire bat flew back into it’s cave. It’s mouth, teeth, even face and chest were covered in blood. In awe were the others, jealous, many near swooned! Eventually they muster up and asked where, how and when did he got such a break and with so much blood Follow me he said, which they did gleefully. Over a mountain, through a valley and over a lake they went till entering a forest. Short the bat stopped and said, pointing with wing end finger… ‘You see that big tree there’ he asked. ‘Yes’ the drooled with one accord! ‘Well I flipping didn’t …………’!

Pessimistic me fears that they are more lofts with carriers than not, by far. Ok, of course, every loft has it's on Virus / bugs that their' own pigeons are immuned to. This is part and partial to the fancy now of course. Tis why so many only buy back their' birds at Breeder / buyers sales etc. And this can give a wrong slant to the former fancier whose pigeons quickly get sick / ill in new surroundings. Indeed it is what many are still striving to achieve, birds with good constitutions and strong immunities... Jmo. Seen/heard many clubs have been desicrated this season with Salmonella. What is worse some still send them to the races! They believe that those effected staying at home is good enough, and the others that aren't showing any signs are free - never heard of carriers. Indeed a fellow in one of the clubs I'm in stated that they styill win in show pens, and race well!

No matter how many times you get this please send it on!!!! Bottled water in your car is very dangerous! On the Ellen show, Sheryl Crow said that this is what caused her breast cancer. It has been identified as the most common cause of the high levels of dioxin in breast cancer tissue.. Sheryl Crow's oncologist told her: women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. The heat reacts with the chemicals in the plastic of the bottle which releases dioxin into the water. Dioxin is a toxin increasingly found in breast cancer tissue. So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car. Pass this on to all the women in your life. This information is the kind we need to know that just might save us! Use a stainless steel canteen or a glass bottle instead of plastic! LET EVERYONE WHO HAS A WIFE / GIRLFRIEND / DAUGHTER KNOW PLEASE! This information is also being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center ... No plastic containers in microwaves. No plastic water bottles in freezers. No plastic wrap in microwaves. Dioxin chemical causes cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to cells in our bodies. Don't freeze plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic. Recently the Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital , was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating food in the microwave using plastic containers..... This especially applies to foods that contain fat. He said that the combination of fat, high heat and plastic releases dioxin into the food. Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Pyrex or ceramiccontainers for heating food.. You get the same result, but without the dioxin.. So, such things as TV dinners, instant soups, etc., should be removed from their containers and heated in something else. Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's safer to use tempered glass, such as Pyrex, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the styrene foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.... Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Cling film, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead. This is an article that should be sent to anyone important in your life!

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her ' Pussycat. ' The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks.' He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice, said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more'. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is! Then he closed the door.

One must also note that the noon libs were in aid of so - called 'Distance birds. This enabled sprint / middle distance bird to win and then be classed as a distance bird - as the race was (for the longer and genuine fdistance flyers) a distance race. Enabing them all to all be held up at the coast / water being too late to cross and then nipping over the water first light to win. Genuine distance birds had to warm up and then flys 100's of miles further in a different (often colder especially flying over the cooler air of the channel)and supposedly better and faster still than the birds in their lofts. - A tail WIND IN IT'S RARITY MAY HAVE HELPED! May then flew less than 350 miles. Enough said eh! To me a distance bird is to start at 550 miles + and have a early start with every chance given to home on the day. JMO