Delboy

Think around 650 at Boness

Can you see that fae yer dookit Gareth

Another penalty kick for the Solway boys

Sorry to hear your backs fukked m8, hope you get a wee turn at the weekend to take the pain away

flying well Andy m8, think yer peaking too quick lol well done

Well done Bill, very good bird m8.

Thats last weeks message

lmfao

Good thinking Walter, I will be watching the weather forecast for news on this.

Cannae believe ye let East Calder into this race and not the rest of Lanarkshire. Doomen are mental.Thats like East Calder flying against Dunbar in a westerly gale, dont think these guys would buy into that one. Anyway, well done to Freddie ( my prediction to win last night )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BOTH

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..' The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS

Ive got all my yearlings, just one 4 year old hen to come that has scored from Falaise and timed Reims. You must remember Andy, never mind Budgies rule, you could race budgies oot of Newark where you are.

Was I talking to you Colin ????? lol

Very surprised with this.I know one of the brothers is on the committee but Im sure it is nothing to do with the SNRPC or Rpra ????

2 THIS MORNING, 1 THIS AFTERNOON, 1 TO COME

A BLOODY DISGRACE NAMING THE L.S.C. WE SHOULD BE TAKING THESE FKERS TO COURT FOR THIS UNFOUNDED ACCUSATION

valium, tamazepam and a quart oz of cannabis, to help the bacardi lol

Not greedy, needy lol

Im a local hero, I get on the bus for fk all anyway lol

My half litre in half an hour lol

Ye can go aff folk ye know lol

Aye Robble, ive done half a litre of Bacardi waiting on him lol

Im the *expletive removed* big yin lol