Delboy

A guy is visiting San Francisco, and walks into a small store in Chinatown. He notices a small bronze statue of a rat. ...He asks the owner "how much", and the owner replies "$50 for the bronze rat, and $1000 for the story behind it". The guy says, "forget the story", and buys the rat. As he's walking down the street he notices two live rats following him. As he continues to walk, more rats start following him. He starts to get a little concerned, and heads for the waterfront. By the time he gets there there are thousands and thousands of rats following him. He walks up to the end of the pier and throws the bronze rat into the bay, and the rats all follow and leap off of the pier and drown. The guy rushes back to the store and walks in. The owner says, "Ah!, so your back for the story". The guys says, "no, I was wondering if you have any bronze Celtic players

Good advice here, I used low tack tape to do same thing but have tried elastic band also.Theres nothing worse than a bully in the loft and this sorts it out for good.

Thanks, the wife thinks so too Ur right Rab, Harestanes are better team to watch.

To get into the top 3 in section from any national is very good. That particular race was a n.e wind and was quite a stiff yin.I think this guy is a decent flier that hasnt had the time to put the work into his pigeons that he did down south.

These guys won the Amalgamation Sartilly race several years back.

No question about it,must have the blood first, then of course, condition, health and motivation

Aw yous Tims look the same, like Lennon

Celtic were sh ite, Rangers were worse. The last few games ive watched in the SPL have been torture. Their is no passion in the Scottish game anymore. Yer better supporting your local amateur team

ur spot on there m8

You are a national man right enough Walter

Davy, as it is

Hope the wee yin recovers quick m8. Nothing worse than watching yer weans suffer

Its putting me off coming on here. Hope its sorted soon

pens 3 , 5, 9, but 3 is my pick

Looks like a Solway winner, anyone wanting a bet??

Christ, I doubt you ll have to have a sale Gareth.

Well, I dont think there is any question about Bob Macdonald being one of the all time greats in Scotland. The man has gained great respect from everyone that knows him.

Good to hear that

Thats a long time ago m8, how are these birds doing nowadays? Maybe some of the north boys will let us know ?

Your just stirring the sh ite Tam

My granny used to say ``Where ever ye be, let yer *expletive removed* blaw free`

The problem is Frank, I liked THE BUSH, and Gareth didnt let me have the BUSH. Im a desperate man

My original pick is home,her name is BUSH :emoticon-0136-giggle: Big Gareth said I had to pick another one because he was embarrassed.

Im not made of stone ye know lol mines was a distance doo

Torture