Delboy

Around 19 miles an hour and 10 home from 1700+

Aye, yer right Rab

Ive seen your doos, some crackers, think ye ve had a wee show yin through them at wan time.

no 20 , pity didnt have close up but looks a distance doo

Two oot the same nest Rab Hope their no show doos

Definately worth a try m8, I would keep it minimum dose though

Youve nae time to go on holiday, your building a dookit

He looks a topper Frank, just looking for stats for these birds scoring in Britain

If you see a marked improvement on the birds then give it a go. Just think your birds maybe would have all the above ( at this time of year ) without the aqualution anyway.

I know these are top birds that are scoring on the continent . Do the forum members think they will make a name for themselves on these shores ? They certainly look the part

Thought you were short of cocks

Tells a story of how decent these people are, like so many in the pigeon sport. Very well done Agnes & Robert

Apparently, these are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: "What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?" WITNESS: "He said, where am I Cathy?" ATTORNEY: "And why did that upset you?" WITNESS: "My name is Susan!" _________________________ ___________________ ATTORNEY: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" WITNESS: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks." _________________________ ___________________ ATTORN EY: "Are you sexually active?" WITNESS: "No, I just lie there." _________________________ ___________________ ATTORNEY: "This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?" WITNESS: "Yes." ATTORNEY: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?" WITNESS: "I forget.." ATTORNEY: "You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?" _________________________ __________________ ATTORNEY: "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" WITNESS: "Did you actually pass the bar exam?" _________________________ ___________ ATTORNEY: "The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?" WITNESS: "He's 20, much like your IQ." _________________________ __________________ ATTORNEY: "Were you present when your picture was taken?" WITNESS: "Are you shitting me? _________________________ ________________ ATTORNEY: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" WITNESS: "Yes." ATTORNEY: "And what were you doing at that time?" WITNESS: "Getting laid." _________________________ ___________________ ATTORNEY: "She had three children, right?" WITNESS: "Yes." ATTORNEY: "How many were boys?" WITNESS: "None." ATTORNEY: "Were there any girls?" WITNESS: "Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?" _________________________ ___________________ ATTORNEY: "How was your first marriage terminated?" WITNESS: "By death.." ATTORNEY: "And by whose death was it terminated?" WITNESS: "Take a guess." _________________________ ___________________ ATTORNEY: "Can you describe the individual?" WITNESS: "He was about medium height and had a beard." ATTORNEY: "Was this a male or a female?" WITNESS: "Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male." _________________________ ____________ ATTORNEY: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?" WITNESS: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work." _________________________ _____________ ATTORNEY: "Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?" WITNESS: "All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight." _________________________ ________________ ATTORNEY: "ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?" WITNESS: " Oral..." _________________________ ________________ ATTORNEY: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" WITNESS: "The autopsy started around 8:30 PM." ATTORNEY: "And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?" WITNESS: "If not, he was by the time I finished." _________________________ ___________________ ATTORNEY: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?" WITNESS: "Are you qualified to ask that question?" _________________________ _____________ And last: ATTORNEY: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" WITNESS: "No." ATTORNEY: "Did you check for blood pressure?" WITNESS: "No." ATTORNEY: "Did you check for breathing?" WITNESS: "No.." ATTORNEY: "So then, it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" WITNESS: "No." ATTORNEY: "How can you be so sure Doctor?" WITNESS: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." ATTORNEY: "I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?" WITNESS: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."

Spot on Willie.Shouldnt get racing unless dues paid .But a member cant be debt suspended until the following years Agm. It comes down to common decency to pay yer fees as quick as poss

Deal with it

Alex, you qualify here m8

Good thinking Alex, something has to be done m8

Typical hype on Murray and then he shits in nest

Nice one, top class fancier Brian Denney. Good prestige for your club

Ralston Graham won Reims m8, Jim Ferguson had 2 in Messac

Best in the west was Tam Scott fae Ayrshire, 9th Open. Solway dominated , Jim Ferguson 1st and another in top 5

Year 2000, strong east wind

569 miles to me, *expletive removed* disaster last time. Me and 2 mates ( good nat, men )sent 18 between us and only one bird made it on result.

Thats what it comes down to Steven, selfishness by all.Everyone trying to get an advantage. Someone from outside the pigeon sport should pick the fairest race points for all sections of the national.