One day, after winning a lot of money on the horses a Scouser walked into a bar in Walton. " I'm looking for the roughest and toughest *expletive removed* in Walton," he roared at the barman. " We've got her," replied the barman. " She's upstairs in the second room on the left." He thanked the barman and bought four bottles of Brown Ale. He grabbed the bottles, stamped upstairs and yelled, " I'm looking for the roughest and toughest *expletive removed* in Walton." The woman inside the room looked at the Scouser and said," You've found her." She undressed, bent over and grabbed her ankles. " How do you know I fancy it that way ? " he asked. " I don't," she replied, " I just thought you might like to open them bottles first."