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I stay at 1 of the highest points in Hamilton and our road is terrible i have been up since before 5am this morning and still no gritter to be seen i went out before 7 and brushed all the snow off the car and warmed it up for the mrs to take it to her work but she came out looked at the road and went for the bus

I WENT TO MY WORK FOR AN HOUR BEFORE THEY SENT ME TO HOSPITAL AFTER THEY SEEN THE NICK OF MA WRIST

WELL I GOT UP EARLY THIS MORNING TO GIVE ME MORE TIME TO GET TO WORK AND CLEAR ALL THE SNOW OFF THE CAR TOOK THE DOG OUT AT 10 PAST 5 CLEANED ALL THE SNOW OFF THE CAR AND TOOK THE DOG BACK UP THE ROAD AND THATS WHEN IT HAPPENED FELL DOON THE CONCRETE STAIRS RIGHT ONTO MA *expletive removed* AND BACK AND BROKE MA BLEEDIN WRIST TAE WHAT A MORNING

AYE BUT THE WAY THE MEETING WAS CHAIRED AT TIMES WAS A JOKE

THAT WAS THE WORST TURN OUT I HAVE SEEN AT ANY FED AGM I NEVER GOT IN THE HALL TILL 5 TO 1 AND COULDNAE BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF EMPTY SEATS..................

cold but sunny doon here mate

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IF THE DOOS ARE GOING BACK INTO THE SAME LOFT THEN THAT IS HALF THE BATTLE AS THEY WILL SETTLE A LOT QUICKER BUT GET A CAGE/AVIARY UP ON THE LOFT AND LET THEM SEE ABOUT BUT IF IT WAS ME AND I HAD ONLY MOVED MY BIRDS A 1/4 MILE JUST AFTER RACING I WOULD HAVE HAD THEM OUT WITHIN A WEEK TO A FORTNIGHT THE SAME AS I DID WHEN I MOVED MY LOFT 7 YRS AGO

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1-0 SCOTLAND ROLAND GIRUY

THE FAROES RATTLED THE BAR WITH A CRACKING FREE KICK EFTER 10 MINS

HOW IS SHE STILL IN????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

IF SHE GETS THROUGH THE NIGHT AGAIN I'LL HAVE TO TAKE UP SHOOTING AGAIN

AYE GET HER TAE F@CK SHE'S HOPELESS BUT THEN AGAIN LISTENING TO THE BOY SINGING THE NOO HE IS IN BOTHER TAE

GOOD LUCK WITH THE SHOW THERE IS 2 GOOD GUYS RUNNING IT SO IT CANNAE FAIL AND LET'S HOPE IT'S A GREAT SUCCESS

THAT DAFT BINT WI THE BLONDE HAIR SHOULD BE OOT CANNAE SING WORTH A F@CK BUT SHE CAN ACT AWRIGHT TAE GET THE SYMPATHY VOTES OK

YOU WOULD ENJOY HIM AWAY YA PERV THAT YE UR

I WENT DOON AFTER WORK AND I THINK JIM HANNAH WON 1ST 2ND & 3RD IN 1 OF THE CLASSES BUT NO SURE WHO WON THE OTHER WAN BUT DIDNAE STAY TILL THE END OF THE EYSIGN CLASS AS I WAS STRUGGLING A BIT FOR BREATH IN THE HALL

sh** SHITFIGHT NOT EVEN A PUNCH THROWN BY EITHER BOXER IN THE 1ST ROUND expletive remove

GOING TO THE OLD COMRADES SHOW AT DONNY THAT DAY OR I WOULD HAVE CAME UP A RUN

WORKING ALL WEEKEND

NOT GOT TO MAKE IT THIS WEEKEND AS I AM WORKING TOMORROW MORNING AND DONT FINISH TILL 2

UP AT THIS TIME OR BEFORE IT EVERYDAY YA DAFTY