ALF

DONT BE LATE THEY WILL TALK ABOOT YE YE KNOW WHAT PIGEON MEN ARE LIKE

YEEZ HAVE 2 GAS FIRES IN THE CLUB HUT SO HOW WILL YEEZ BE COLD JUST YOU GET DOON THERE 15 OR 20 MINS EARLY AND GET THEM ON THEN GET BACK IN THE CAR AGAIN

SO WHAT ARE YEEZ ALL PLANNING ON BUYING THEN??? SEEN AS I GET MY OVERTIME AND BONUS IN MA WAGES THE MORRA I THINK 6 CASES OF BEER AND MAYBE 6 LTR BOTTLES OF SPIRITS AND A LTR BOTTLE OF SHERRY FOR XMAS DAY AS ALWAYS BUT GOT 2 LTR BOTTLES OF VODDY HERE THE NOO AND A BOTTLE BRANDY ALSO A 3 LTR BOX OF MY MRS FAVE WHITE WINE AND 2 BOXES OF BUD IN THE FRIDGE THE NOO IT'S GREAT AT XMAS AIN'T IT

FOR THE 1ST TIME SINCE THE WEE MAN WAS BORN AND HE IS 16 NOW WE ARE HAVING IT JUST AS I WANT JUST THE 3 OF US NAE OUTLAWS NAE NOTHING ALTHOUGH THAT MAY CHANGE LATER ON THAT NIGHT FORGOT TO SAY WE ARE HAVING TURKEY WI ALL THE TRIMMINGS OF COURSE

PLENTY OF US WANT A NEW TRANSPORTER BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE AGM AND TRY AND GET YER POINT ACROSS SO YE DAE

ONLY A FEW LICE MIGHT HAVE BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE I WOULDNAE WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT EASY ENOUGH TO GET RID OF THEM

DANNY IS STILL ABOUT OK IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HIM HE MUST BE HIDING FAE THE DAFTY'S

GOT MA MRS THE SAME AS I GOT HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY NOWT SHE'S GOT ME SHE SHOULDNAE NEED ANYTHING ELSE

AWAY YA TRUMPET

ALL SORTED IAN

PM ME YER CONTACT DETAILS AND PHONE NUMBER IAN

LISTEN TAE THE BOG ATTENDANT

BEEN OFF FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS AND DONT START BACK FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 3 WEEKS YET

well done to stevie on winning lot 16 cheap doo i hit the wrong button but was bidding a pound more than clcokman so you woulf have won anywan stevie

lot 16 £42

SEEMS OK JUST NOW

I DOOBT DEL HAS A DOOKIT FULL O THEY DIPPED WANS NOO

HERE'S A WEE CRACKER FOR MA MATE CEM SO HE DISNAE FEEL LIKE A BILLY NO MATES

FOOK ME WAS IT CANCELLED NO A SONG PLAYED expletive remove

GOOD I'LL KEEP YOUR RINGS IN MA HOOSE THEN

WHAT COURIER AND HAVE YOU BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THEM YET???

YEP I HAD A TEAR IN MY EYE THERE WATCHING THE STORY OF THE POOR C@NT THAT GOT BLOWN UP AFTER SAVING A FEW OTHERS TOTAL RESPECT TO THEM

GOOD LUCK TO THE PIGEONS THEY WILL NEED ALL THE LUCK THEY CAN GET IN THESE CONDITIONS!!!