What Have Your Club Mates Done That Have Made You Laugh

[Guest KING BILLY]

a lad in our club flew to open door ut the pad on the floor could'nt understand why his doo's were'nt registering s they flew through the open door :emoticon-0136-giggle:

lol

[frank-123]

budgie was a bit of a gigalo when he was younger but nobudy caled him stud then as he got older he was a good spark but nobudy caled him a master electrician but he got cot with one sheep and gess what thay call him now lol

 

tam your bonkers

[Delboy]

ETS has been a great laugh in our club.Its been in the club for a few years now and we've still no quite got the hang of it.

 

A member of ours turned up to a young bird race marking a few weeks ago..... he had forgotten to bring his doos

 

We've a past member who sent two pigeons to a race none of which were on his race sheet which had been filled in The same member used to dog watch for a neighbour when they went on holiday.Some of our members witnessed this man walking down the Slamannan road in Avonbrig holding only a lead and collar it wasn't until he got the shop where they were standing that he realised his neighbours dog wasn't attached to it Avonbrig club misses this member greatly

 

Avonbrig's got a few roasters but seeing Jimmy Macbeath trying to use a ringer is amongst the funniest things I've ever seen

 

I saw this guy pulling a dog lead.I asked him why are you pulling that lead, he said have you ever tried pushing it lol

[Guest KING BILLY]

when i stayed in motherwell i was at my cousens loft when doos where coming home frome a toss thare was another dazel member thare aswell the doos droped like rockets and trapet like i have never so before the 2nd dazel members asked my cousen how he got them to trap like that he said see the brick that i use to cover the trap i pout jam on it the next day i was thare again same thing doos droping throw the trap like s h ite of a shuvel he turnd round and said what kind of jam do you use strawberry or lemoncurd lol

[knoxjn]

one of the tranent club members a few years back got up at the crack of dawn to train his pigeons basketed the up put them the boot then jumped in his van and drove to the carter bar some 50 miles only to open the door to an empty van they were in the boot of the car at tranent classic i oud never have told anyone lol

[Guest KING BILLY]

one of the tranent club members a few years back got up at the crack of dawn to train his pigeons basketed the up put them the boot then jumped in his van and drove to the carter bar some 50 miles only to open the door to an empty van they were in the boot of the car at tranent classic i oud never have told anyone lol

lol

[knoxjn]

me myself when i first started my mate made me a basket which had a sliding lid on it as i was going up the hill at the carter bar its awindy road looked in the mirror and there were the birds walkig about in the back window as i pulled into the layby there were several pigeon men standing watching me as i opened the back doors to release them what a beamer doh

[Guest KING BILLY]

thare was a man in daizel used a plumbers smoke bomb in his loft just lucky the doos where out lol

[sapper756]

Once witnessed a fancier pull upto the marking station in his car, and his birds were flying about inside the car, his basket had opened whilst he was driving alonghttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

[frank-123]

bigda advertised to the local fanciers of Coatbridge his new trailer for training the birds what i was told

danny (bigda) set off with his new trailer full of doo's only when he arrived at the destination to liberate the birds they were all gone

he forgot to lock the door at the back

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

There was a good California flier that I've heard a few cracking stories about

 

He had cocks on widowhood that used to fly into and open door.A clubmate was watching the doos with him one Saturday.A blue cock screamed in through the open door so he ran to clock it in,sliding the door shut behind him.The door wasn't fully shut-there was a gap of a about six inches.Another cock came when he was in the hut and flew sideways through the wee gap.

He came back out having clocked what he though was a good yin.It was turning out to be a bit of an a***winder ae a race-after 10 minutes or so passed there was nae mare doos arrived the clubmate with him said I reckon you've got the first 2 in the club there.The said fancier laughed and said well I'll need to get a second yin first.He didnae notice the second pigeon that squeezed through the gap.It turned out to be his pooler

 

Another time he was watching the Rennes race at his friend who stayed about 5 houses along the road.I watched a 3 bird club race there last year and to say drinks flow freely in this garden is a bit of an understatement Basically the guy was pi**ed.A doo arrived-the fancier of which it belonged to and this guy ran for it at the same time and got stuck side by side in the narrow door way.The other folk there dragged him out the road and the doo was duly timed.As the night went on he went round the back of the hut to relieve himself.He did not return so someone was sent to see where he'd got to.He was found passed oot behind the loft So they just let him sleep for a bit.When he woke up an hour or so later he tried to shepard the folk out the garden as his wife was away to the bingo and wouldnae be happy wi all these drunk folk in the garden when she got home.It was then explained to him that it wisnae his garden and he was escorted back along the road tae his own bit fer an earful from his wife who'd won bugger all at the bingo that night

[geordie1234]

There was a good California flier that I've heard a few cracking stories about

 

He had cocks on widowhood that used to fly into and open door.A clubmate was watching the doos with him one Saturday.A blue cock screamed in through the open door so he ran to clock it in,sliding the door shut behind him.The door wasn't fully shut-there was a gap of a about six inches.Another cock came when he was in the hut and flew sideways through the wee gap.

He came back out having clocked what he though was a good yin.It was turning out to be a bit of an a***winder ae a race-after 10 minutes or so passed there was nae mare doos arrived the clubmate with him said I reckon you've got the first 2 in the club there.The said fancier laughed and said well I'll need to get a second yin first.He didnae notice the second pigeon that squeezed through the gap.It turned out to be his pooler

 

Another time he was watching the Rennes race at his friend who stayed about 5 houses along the road.I watched a 3 bird club race there last year and to say drinks flow freely in this garden is a bit of an understatement Basically the guy was pi**ed.A doo arrived-the fancier of which it belonged to and this guy ran for it at the same time and got stuck side by side in the narrow door way.The other folk there dragged him out the road and the doo was duly timed.As the night went on he went round the back of the hut to relieve himself.He did not return so someone was sent to see where he'd got to.He was found passed oot behind the loft So they just let him sleep for a bit.When he woke up an hour or so later he tried to shepard the folk out the garden as his wife was away to the bingo and wouldnae be happy wi all these drunk folk in the garden when she got home.It was then explained to him that it wisnae his garden and he was escorted back along the road tae his own bit fer an earful from his wife who'd won bugger all at the bingo that night

Cracker

[daviedoo22]

Ringing Ybs with ETS rings at same time as ID RINGS,when asked how he could get so many colours and sexes wrong he replied i couldnt really tell at the time.Same member had an infestation of pigeon killing spiders.

[Rooster J. Cogburn]

Ringing Ybs with ETS rings at same time as ID RINGS,when asked how he could get so many colours and sexes wrong he replied i couldnt really tell at the time.Same member had an infestation of pigeon killing spiders.

 

 

Theres been a few young hens went through this season that'll never lay eggs

 

 

Closer to home-ma dads missed a bird and vaccinated himself fer PMV a couple ae times

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

I knew there would be some cracking stories once i started this thread.

 

Brilliant

 

Know of a guy local to Larkhall that decided to go to a local show which was around xmas time, he thought he would be proffessional so he came with all the powder and lighter fluid stuff that the show boys have. One pigeon was a bit dirty so he got the lighter fluid and scooshed it on the bird, fancier standing next to him told him that he had done it all wrong and he had put far too much on the doo, new showman told him not too worry as he knew how to dry it off, next thing he leant down towards the calour gas fire and held the doo towards it :o

 

lets just say the doo couldnt go into the show pen.

[Delboy]

I knew there would be some cracking stories once i started this thread.

 

Brilliant

 

Know of a guy local to Larkhall that decided to go to a local show which was around xmas time, he thought he would be proffessional so he came with all the powder and lighter fluid stuff that the show boys have. One pigeon was a bit dirty so he got the lighter fluid and scooshed it on the bird, fancier standing next to him told him that he had done it all wrong and he had put far too much on the doo, new showman told him not too worry as he knew how to dry it off, next thing he leant down towards the calour gas fire and held the doo towards it :o

 

lets just say the doo couldnt go into the show pen.

 

 

expletive remove lol

[knoxjn]

a guy in prestonpans had a guy visiting his loft and as he was showing him round the visitor said tam taht water dish says dog on it tam said thats ok pal my birds cant read i nearly pissed myself when he told me

[knoxjn]

the same guy had been gifted a pair of pigeons by the late great dale newcombe at the clocks one day one of the birds had won the race lifting all the pool monies dale remarked i cant understand it those birds have done nothing for me tam looked at him and said so thats why you gave them to me tell you what give some good birds and i will make you famous

[geordie1234]

the same guy had been gifted a pair of pigeons by the late great dale newcombe at the clocks one day one of the birds had won the race lifting all the pool monies dale remarked i cant understand it those birds have done nothing for me tam looked at him and said so thats why you gave them to me tell you what give some good birds and i will make you famous

lol

[ALF]

I knew there would be some cracking stories once i started this thread.

 

Brilliant

 

Know of a guy local to Larkhall that decided to go to a local show which was around xmas time, he thought he would be proffessional so he came with all the powder and lighter fluid stuff that the show boys have. One pigeon was a bit dirty so he got the lighter fluid and scooshed it on the bird, fancier standing next to him told him that he had done it all wrong and he had put far too much on the doo, new showman told him not too worry as he knew how to dry it off, next thing he leant down towards the calour gas fire and held the doo towards it :o

 

lets just say the doo couldnt go into the show pen.

 

but he put it in the eysign class the same afternoon

[sapper756]

but he put it in the eysign class the same afternoon

 

was it a Smokey Blue?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

lol

I know a member on basics who bought a empty pen at a sale that was donated by a ex club mate of mine. Basics member got a phone call to visit him as it was ready. He got handled one young bird, this was nothing special so no expression was shown by the purchaser of the empty pen. He then had the first young bird took of him and was given the 1st young birds nest mate. This was a cracker and didn't hold back at showing his delight at what a cracker it was, at this pount the breeder then took the cracker of him and gave him the first young bird. Lol

[geordie1234]

I know a member on basics who bought a empty pen at a sale that was donated by a ex club mate of mine. Basics member got a phone call to visit him as it was ready. He got handled one young bird, this was nothing special so no expression was shown by the purchaser of the empty pen. He then had the first young bird took of him and was given the 1st young birds nest mate. This was a cracker and didn't hold back at showing his delight at what a cracker it was, at this pount the breeder then took the cracker of him and gave him the first young bird. Lol

No way that shocking lol

[Guest Gareth Rankin]

but he put it in the eysign class the same afternoon

I only found out about this at the club hut a few weeks ago.

[knoxjn]

when my mate brian johnston flew beside his dad the great edmund johnston his clock was on the walkway when his bird arrived his dad jumped up when brian went inside and locked the door till he timed then let brian out pure class