Tony C

Paddy was arrested for punching his wife - again. The judge asks, "Tell me, Mr Molloy, why do you keep beating her?" Paddy replies, "I think it's my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork ..."

Some old some new................. o I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.....I guess Tesco just listened. o Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh? o Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle. o Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger……..so I had a £5 each way bet! o Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth. o A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable. o Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn. o I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF. o Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions. o Said to the missus, “These Tesco burgers given me terrible trots. o To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian. o A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, “Why the long face?â€. Cow says “Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!†o I hear thesmaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres. These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead ...

13 minutes worth of chilling

Amazing

Some of us escaped the programming...................... think that shows in some of tonights choices lol

Me Sir! Me Sir!

Evening Andy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF3P4AAaVIg

Could've been worse ................ could've been Mermaid with traces of seamen:o

Weigh anchor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQLqZASplc0

I had a brief look on the RPRA website (blogs) and couldn't find anything there.

Agree Andy. They could even go one step further and put a short clip on youtube.

Been taters in the mould here all day, 1C, snow flurries............ Brrrrrrrrrr

The club cant have a rule that overrides an existing RPRA rule, they would be breaking RPRA rule 231 if they insist you use ETS.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21505488

A T3 clock needs a data-printer (see below) along with leads which you plug into the clock, this then transfers data from clock onto a paper printout. Contact your club secretary and find out if they have a data-printer before purchasing.

I think I'm next for the chop...................... woke up this morning with a sore throat..................... excuse the voice, am feeling a little hoarse.

The time shown on the ETS would be the true flying time and the true velocity, that is what would be used as long as the rubber is timed into the conventional clock within 90 seconds of the ETS time.

They can use ETS in the Fed I belong to BUT they have to have a manual clock set too & all pigeons are to be rubbered. Not one person follows this practise.

Its not a case of 'will not accept ETS' Tony, its more the case of we democratically voted that way.

Rule 231 covers you Mick ELECTRONIC TIMING SYSTEMS 230. All Association members are allowed to time their birds electronically at all levels of competition with an RPRA approved electronic timing system (ETS) providing the club/organisation has the required equipment and the officials are competent to use it. 231. No Association member can be compelled to use an electronic timing system. Any ETS equipment showing visible signs of damage to the casing or seal (even if caused accidentally) cannot be used to produce race entry details or strike off sheets. Officials have the power to detain any ETS they consider doubtful.

froze my cods off in the garden today, bitter east wind a blowing

2-3 weeks flying am & pm around home should see them ready for the basket.