A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy in the city of Edinburgh. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna. He unfolds the bandanna to reveal a smaller square silk handkerchief, which he also unfolds - to reveal a condom! The condom has a number of rubber repair patches adhering to it. The chemist holds the condom up to the light and eyes it critically. With a straight and serious face the soldier asks the chemist, "How much to repair it?" "Six pence" says the chemist. "How much for a new one?" asks the soldier. "Ten pence" says the Chemist. The Scottish Soldier painstakingly folds the condom into the small square silk handkerchief and the cotton bandanna and replaces it carefully in his sporran. He smartly turns and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging. A moment or two later the chemist hears a great roar of cheering male voices go up outside. The Scottish soldier marches back into the pharmacy and addresses the Chemist, but this time he has a grin on his face. "The regiment has taken a vote," he says, "we'll have a new one."