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Golly, they might even answer the phone now when A stray to them is reported lol ;D ;D

Now that is great... Does that mean then, that every two weeks he will send you the last two weeks... then a week later you can send me them post free :P ;D ;D ;D Can quickly cancel my orders lol

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First time I have ever been to Blackpool pigeon week - end like - I stayed, at Morefield. They never did, nor would open for the Pigeon Folk... thought, well that be as it may, but by accident Stu - our organiser - met up wih the Landlord and good lady, and discussed it. First class and very competatively priced. Stu's lot have filled it since these last 6 years, and has booked the same. Cereals , and full english breakfast, and trimmings. 3course evening meal, and assorted feed each night from 11 O'Clock till 12 30. Cleaned and Tidy, and first class staff and hosts, nothings too much bother.

Yes have used Bleach. Mainly for the feathering. Then left a god while to allow the bird to regain all the Gut bateria that it has killed. Yes it can't diffenfiate between the good gut ones and the bad ones of course.

Ulsterloft, yes I get your drift, and very much truth too. Was no doubt a bit Ron was able to try at anothers expence... much which obviously paid off. Further he no doubt also had many doors open, which he later was welcome. The adage is though that A wiseman learns by others mistakes.... a fool by his own. Hence I say that Ron was astute enough to be the former, to good advantage. Must have seen and noted much.

Brill for sure ... and that N. J. Perry is seen winning at all big shows, so he must be just about the 'Man' if not the 'Man'!

Wanted to clarify that the part that Ron flew was in deed classed as UK. Nothing more, nor less. Yes, and as a loft manager he had also the knowledge imparted - whether any one wants to agree or disagree - which must have added a string or two to his bow.... Or are we to believe that Mr Fletcher was an also ran that never started. Hence, like al good pupils etc. the scholar turns out to better the master. That is the sign of a wise and clever pupil, where ever or how he learnt. So I say again, he was a first class manager before being a world class flyer in his own right. So can't see where ant contention can be caused by my original post,as it only hieghtened what is factual.

Agree, if he was in the UK. Also didn't he learn his trade as a loft manager!? But if the heading had be 'BEST FANCIER IN UK' AND Irland / Ulster etc. then I'd say without a shaddow of doubt. Indeed of the 'Tops' anywhere in the world !

There will be 1 or two more cocks going when they get caught I've no doubt. Might be daft enough at that to try and sell if daft enough to steal them. Even dafter if anyone buys for own loft and gets caught, another cock or two will then also go missing lol ;D ;D ;D

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Don't think that steal there was a good Idea. Lethal tp try and sale. Serious hurt coming for someone and that is for certain. We may never hear personally.... but it is forgone that the price will be paid. Just not the people one upsets I'm afraid.

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Psst! The cost of members leaving. Never mind the crap scenario put up via the 'Money / Win costs balony of 'They would leave any way, or the silly Millins of reasons for leaving etc. Only worried about the 1000's that will / do no longer fly because of it - right or wrong. This will always fall, convienently on stoney ground. And let's face it regardless of reasons lamely put forward, Never needed before outside of less than one %, and the 'Want its' have it purelty -mostly anyway, purely on a selfish note.

The places you don't get, when a ET fancier has 10 or more drop together. can all be the same time too. - I posted some where 38 dropped through together and many more - No way can a manual timer split them even. So instaed of say even 2nd and 5th, he'll have none. Now that won't show the reality, so the 10 or more dropping together says 'Get better, better birds etc. etc. Further most Et flyers are as keen as the next, and IS getting every ounze out of his' birds...

It is slow.... but I leave and them click on the red button near the end and it goes a lot smoother. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UXyC-soYhv4&feature=related

Well just about sums it up. Like I say, no need to harp on about the benefits etc. EVERYONE knows them off by heart.... It is the cost to the sport that worries me. Members are leaving. Like I say know some in one club I'm in that still have their birds.... just resigned from the club. Means a bigger pay load for the rest of us....

Well am glad to learn from you ... I hope it works - and I'm OF the oppinion that it will work, thanks. Not for me, but to any one I'll be passing this on to.

Mole catchers have a art. Very few DIY goes are sucessful. Go to the local Golf or Cricket / bowling club and ask the chappie that does theirs. Not a lot of cost. Mind pigeons absolutely love them and are first class for their minerals. Can't buy as good anywhere. Indeed used to return the old one and take a couple of new ones home weekly. just watch them after their fly out how they love them. Must be - possibly - the most singular contentment / love of home thing you can give them.

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He can't read, and when it's read to him he can't understand lol ;D ;D ;D ;D