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Was a famous Scots fancier called ohhh gone, the Whisky one, who said that the difference from being an also run each year was now 'Only birds that wanteed to be here ARE here and not only winning but way above that and doing very well... Newcobe... oh never mind... but in Sqills said, or was it Scotsland own, any way said. I was not competing, so listen to a fancier friend that said. Too many don't care and are leading the rest astray like. So I started training late November right through till nigh March most days. Lost many, and when reported I made them presents, or took back and got shot off... Only birds them I had, which wasnae many WANTED to be here, and it was those of course bred from and the rest is as they say History. Any not sure of quickly got the same treatment and had to prove their desire to be in his pigeon hotel... I believe - on decent winter days it is a good thing personally.

quote=681]Born Bangor, County Down 8) 8) 8). Now see myself as an adopted Scot after living here for 36 of my 37 years of life, will just need to see what country comes in first for my services in international football. :P ;D ;D Why of course we need such the likes of you ... grow your hair and you will be in for a real treat playing for our 'Ladies Team; lol :P ;D ;D ;D Sorry will have to use the same changing rooms I'm told lol.

Was terrible, Was often not a dry eye to be seen. Many speeches cut short, and many not able to carry through. I never have really forgiven the ones that Wouldn't attend, or that £600 'Expences' bill. Met up a few time with that one but... I was on £6 50 a week as a Department manager for tesco's... never did pay good wages back then. That was nearly 2 years of my wages. I was given leave on faull pay actually by the Store manager. Still that's all by and by, but etched in our memories. I worked Wales a lot up till about three year ago doing Charity work. Great nights, after you get there lol. As soon as they heard my voice asking for directions, why boyo they often sent us on a wild goose chase lol.

Well Owen, in that case, just why is it that we have done so much? :-/ Indeed if we have done so little just where is the problem and how come the knockers? :-/ :-/ From Lynn Davies to Euan Thomas.... then that great little Cyclist Crook that won the first GB Gold 2008 medal for us, yes she was Welsh, and MENTIONED- quite rightly - every time that she was Welsh!. You haven't had much to shout about now have you! ;D ;D ;D ;D The English even did a documentary on her on TV IN England! Showing how she'd fulfilled her promise etc. ... but in between we start scratching our heads.... Yes I met many great Rugby Welsh players, especially in 1966. And you know, the only two S**T Heads were WELSH in regards attending that terrible Aberfan disaster. That Aberfan Disaster where on the 21 October 1966, 144 people, 116 of them children, were killed when a tip of coal waste slid onto the village of Aberfan in ... Terrible! Yes two well known Crap Heads, One wouldn’t come because he wasn't offered enough :-/ :o... 20 mile trip (Same week - end the tax man took his Rolls Royce car till he paid what he owed... and what he'd fiddled... (Now two Englishmen went to prison for same thing) and one Welsh person that charged £600 to come 30 miles expenses! In 1966! A fortune. Sportsmen and Women, and Entertainers mobbed the place. And you know what! 66% or more were English, giving up their’ time, and like other paying Gigs to be there! We more than rallied around. I boxed against Wales 3 times in two weeks. And I also did a special return to the Ocean Club Swansea later, where I topped the bill for a great fellow that own it, where again the funds went to that terrible disaster! And you know what, it would, as it should be, exactly the same today! Never mind lost wages, time out etc. we went and quite rightly so go and attend!... yet it was many of your’ own that didn't wouldn’t attend! Further, I'm proud to be English, and proud also to be British, to be a part of Great Britain, and I support each and everyone of the home nations regardless, except of course when they are playing against England. Now like many other English persons do, and that's the facts. Sure I love the ribbing and having a dig etc. But with us, and many of the other nations it is in good fun. Unfortunately there is also another minority that are bitter, and envious etc. that are nasty with it! That’s and wish us well. That is the sad and pathetic part.

Great post. If a pigeon doesn't feel save, and happy, content in the loft.... then there is very little motivation that could work. Indeed I believe that Condition is actaully made up of several parts, Fitness, contentment, love of loft etc. All need the other to be sucess. Again, any movtivation is mostly a ploy of jealousy. Now when the 6 - 7 diffenrt aspects fall together, then you have healthy, fit birds in condition and ready to race. If not winning them.... well 99% it means thay aren't good enough.

Now that is very tempting.... but maybe no room ... and definately no money lol.... so will have to give them a mis lol. But are my colours them, and look cool too.

Glass is also a very good way of keeping them out. They can't gnore through it. When had concrete floor was easy. Now, if I had a problem I would certainly lay a sheet of glass over the floor with another wooden floor fitted on top. Same as walls of loft. Place the sheet glass to the wall and plave the covering over it. Drill the holes and using washes etc. I would over lay them. Prevention is better than cure I suppose. The digestive biscuit crush and mixed with peanut butter and Anti freeze left in pipes will work too. Squirrels are also pest, and great scrappers too, so maybe they can share it.

THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL, SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE XMAS EVE MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR XMAS DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND ASLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK, SHE PULLED BACK THE ELASTIC WAISTBAND OF HIS UNDERPANTS AND EMPTIED THE BOWL OF TURKEY GUTS INTO HIS SHORTS SOME TIME LATER SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND WAKEN WITH HIS USUAL TRUMPETING WHICH WAS FOLLOWED BY A BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM AND THE SOUND OF FRANTIC FOOT STEPS AS HE RAN INTO THE BATHROOM. THE WIFE COULD HARDLY CONTROL HERSELF AS SHE ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING, TEARS IN HER EYES! AFTER YEARS OF TORTURE SHE RECKONED SHE HAD GOT HIM BACK PRETT Y GOOD. ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, HER HUSBAND CAME DOWNSTAIRS IN HIS BLOODSTAINED UNDERPANTS WITH A LOOK OF HORROR ON HIS FACE.. SHE BIT HER LIP AS SHE ASKED HIM WHAT WAS THE MATTER. HE SAID, "HONEY YOU WERE RIGHT." "ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE WARNED ME AND I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOU". "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" ASKED HIS WIFE. "WELL, YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT ONE DAY I WOULD END UP FARTING MY GUTS OUT, AND TODAY IT FINALLY HAPPENED." BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD, SOME VASELINE AND TWO FINGERS. I THINK I GOT MOST OF THEM BACK IN." Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. 'Oh no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She then administered a very tender and artful massage for several minutes and then asked, 'How does that feel? He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

Didn't poach him... Also, at the time deffinately We were short of a left footer to fill the gap that Ryan fills so well for both Club - yes admitted he has more than a few role at club level now - his country. When again we talk of Greats The Cherles Brothers are up there with the best... Ok they were the leaders of Follow the money, Juventa's Leeds, Arsenal etc. But both were great Ambassadors also. Now MANY Welshmen, and do, play top flight in England, as do and did, many Scots!!! :-/ :-/ Now are they reverved or slagged off??? :-/ :-/ :-/ No! And Liverpool, like Celtic and Rangers have prospered because of 'Outside' Players. Daglish is one of the best ever... never mind a Scot. We (English) squabbled over his autograth when a chance to get it. Law, Mcilroy, Baker etc. etc. Did that make England's sides better! :-/ Or do w get called for having the likes in our sides!!!

lol Bigda, not often, but sometimes your one liners are ace lol ;D ;D As for youngzimmy, I reckon they must have intepretered it wrong for him when they read it out lol :P ;D ;D ;D

Not a lot od difference now betwen our prem and the SPL. most have a few foriegn players etc. and many have the money.

England have had the words best football leauge for a number of years now,with some of the worlds best players and still won nowt as a nation. So :-/ :-/ had yes men as managers too... last one that wasn't was ramsey... they clouted and maimed him till they got him out. Other Great would be managers that didnae fit. Jack Charlton... and Cloughie of course... Both wanted to do it their way and BOTH want the top league to close Saturday before. Then we have had others, even recently that would be great motivators and managers as far as I'm concern, Like Martin O'niel first class... not a yes man, dour and very honest. Big Sam and Harry perhaps.... but now have one that isn't a yes man, nor a sqeaky smiler, so may well do better.

Sadly Vince you's have acheived a lot lot less, and even had the gall to blame England in the 98 Euro for only beating holland 4 to 1 when another goal would have got you's through! Yes we would have loved you to get through too! Was in the 70's when you last got into the World cup final. When was it before that. And never mind about our numbers. Just look at some of the world class players you have had in them and over years... Sadly even with some great Scottish manager, and Tommy Dochety was certainly one as far as I am concerned, you have never been able to play as a team! GREAT individuals...

You know, for a Fact there are, and has been, and undoubtedly will be many more GREAT Scots that have had me up and screaming with every ounze in me, supporting them when they are doing well. Even in the last Olympics. And just to put things in the right prospective, just WHO do you think supplied all the VOTES FOR Chris Hoy to win the BBC personality award :-/ :-/ :-/ Mostly the English, otherwise there wouldn't have been enough votes in the other british votes to have won! Fact. Are we forgetting just a few short years back ... In the days of Coe, Ovett Cram, and many more English, we were yelling our heads off for Liz McGloclin, Murry, and that great scot Alan Wells. Plus one or two like Tom... in the 1500 metres etc. Rafferty!!! Great, still cheered Ian Stuart on - though he was another than went for England first before changing to run for Scotland, and fair play to him. How about when he led i the 5000 European and stopped in the third lane and made others take a turn to lead, and left them standing at the end... Beat Kip Kieno.... Does one really think that any English sportsmen weren't on their feet cheering him on every inch of the way!!!! Flipping time a little decency was returned here doesn't one think? Instead of the selfish bleating and decrying when an English sportsman / women does well and be a bit more like the ENGLISH and give fair play and merit when deserved!!! Some should be ashamed with their endless cries of bemoaning! Give over! Gordon Bennet, I think in reality the other sportmens in the UK are far better cheered on and appreciated tham by most in their own ciuntry!

Sorry owen this is not true... and I have for one trained every bit as hard for my fame. And any decent footballer, cricket etc. etc. that is / has / or shown potiential is quickly looked up and catered for.... Futher given any and every support. Just Me!

Shame if that happened.... Mind that would probably be great too... really pig the ********************88 of that lol

Try these for starters............... If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. … they were lucky! If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair. I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!! I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority! You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals. I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more! If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get. I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others? Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye. People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him. I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo. When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening. I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice. I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool. I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible. I don't hold your behaviour against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement. Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker. People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of. Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in. The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes. You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it. All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin. No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be. There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it. Sit down and give your mind a rest.

Had a great looking Shallie young cock bird. First race it was lost at Nothallerton. Got reported near Morpeth. Asked to tranfer.... In mean time again reported... in Scotland it's self this time ... Asked if I'd transfer... 5 weeks later it was report even further up Scotland just past Aberdeen and again I was asked if I'd tranfer it ... when told what a *expletive removed* it was... no one really wanted it. Came back as a 2 yo. Kept it over the winter month, and boy what a cracking looking bird. Took it for three tosses.... lost at Grantham 50 miles.... never heard of it again... up till now that is, suppose time yet lol ;D ;D ;D

I haven't started yet lol ... but trouble is, too many can't be insulted because A. They can't read, and B. It would still go other their heads lol. ;D ;D ;D

That make him an Aboringine

Have sent P.M.

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