lanarkshire lad

Should be ok mate

A farmer buys a new cockerill .As soon as it arrives home it rushes and makes love to all the 150 hens.The farmer is very impressed, at lunch time the cockerill is at it again makes love to the 150 hens once again by this time the farmer is flabbergasted.Next day he finds it making love to the ducks and geese.Later the farmer finds the cockerill pale faced and half-dead,and vultures circling overhead.The farmer says well you deserved it you horny barsteward! The cockerill opens one eye and points up and says ssshhh! They are about to land!

What about T pennicotte at Auchincruive? Hes supposed to be one of the Top guys in the country would anybody recommend him?

Gareth do yourself a favour and get a Marshall Town Taping Knife 10 inch stainless steel blade great scraper and last a life time but it needs to be stainless steel and not blue steel.Its on E bay £9.50 you wont regret it.I know a thing or two about scrapers.

Sipho applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Jo'burg. A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager. When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20. The manager went to Sipho and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the white guy the job." Sipho, "And why would you be doing that, are you a racist? We both got 19 questions right? This being Jo'burg and me being Black surely I should get the job." Manager, " We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong." Sipho said, " Tell me now, how would one incorrect answer be better than another?" Manager, " Simple. On question number 7 the white guy wrote down, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I'."

You cant hold what you dont have in your hand.

£80 please Thanks>>>>>IB

The sites like my Doos sloooooow as yite

You would think somebody would be winning with them ? there must be plenty sold by now maybe a bit early IF there is any truth in this acclimatising thing.I think long distance doos take a bit longer before they can be judged.I remember going to a quiz night at Allanton and Eddie Newcombe who was on the panel said get them tested as early as possible to sort out the goodies fae the baddies as i agree way Budgie theres plenty Baddies out there but iam no sure about the percentage?

VERY GOOD

Seems like the best code of practice is let them out for a fly and shout them back in as soon as they land.The longer they fly then there advertising themselfs to the Peregrine its a hard game these days.

A few guys Cartoons for sat night.

will Lanarkshire be going to Clermont or Ypres with the SNFC ? I cant remember it being spoke about at the race program meeting?

Good racing and good returns.

Well if thats it we just need to get on with it and try and make the best of it.I hope it all goes well for the doos sake.

Lets get the spelling right guys its MARLBOROUGH and no MALBOROUGH.IAM i RIGHT?

By the way my son one of my boys does a bit of shooting in the local woods and hes come across a few in the woods injured ones i am talking about.He always trys to make them better.He also has found a few nests with young in them but they always seem to dissapear.I dont know where they go to.

I futtin hate the barstewards by the way.

Never seen them attack in the air unless there close to the ground.

But would a goshawk go into a batch of doos racing across the sky.??

Agree but ive no heard of any in the Lanarkshire area ? but i could be wrong.

Is there any goshawks in Lanarkshire area ? i mean down at peebles crawford biggar ETC.

Have to work the morra and sunday so wont be there.This is where a ballot vote for the Gold Cup would be a good thing JMO for what its worth.

Bad news they seem to be going hard at it at the moment killing i mean.Ive heard so many of the same stories this past week,plus the peregrine was spotted twice on wednesday on the prowl here in Uddingston.