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  1. Good morning
  2. Happy Birthday
  3. Here's your blue hen Dougie.Hope it comes out OK.
  4. Anyone having problems with sky emails,should have a couple but not received ?? :emoticon-0138-thinking:
  5. Do a system restore ,say a week back see if that sorts it.
  6. Is microsoft office still showing. :emoticon-0138-thinking:
  7. What happened to the background mate.Like the blue
  8. I was at my mates a couple of seasons ago waiting for his birds to arrive,he got two together both trapped through an open door,there was 13 seconds between them in the clock (T3), alright both of us aren't the healthiest and a younger/fitter person might have been faster.Both of us now use ETS.
  9. For young birds deeper the better,they'll back into them when you catch them.
  10. greenlands

    The Wife

    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
  11. A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?" The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
  12. Birds water thin slither of ice on top,hope that's the last of it and not the start.
  13. Good morning
  14. Happy Birthday
  15. Frosty start today.
  16. greenlands

    Dol

    Yes I can remember it.
  17. I was the same mate and after its over you think what the hell was all the worrying about,cup of tea a couple of bits of toast and away home,good luck mate. PS.By the way gas and air brilliant,could do with some on race days just sit back and start laughing.
  18. R.I.P. Robert. Very true about the tests,the NHS send them out. I had a colonoscopy some months back,luckily the results came back clear.
  19. Happy Birthday
  20. Good morning
  21. Dry,overcast and cold.
  22. Welcome to Pigeonbasics :animatedpigeons:
  23. Good morning
  24. Bright dry and mild
  25. Three pair of Karel Boeckx put into stock loft
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