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  4. 404 - File or directory not found. The resource you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable. https://www.google.co.uk/search?site=&source=hp&q=versa+laga+pigeon+food&oq=versa-laga&gs_l=hp.1.1.0i30l10.1658.5985.0.8100.10.10.0.0.0.0.106.855.9j1.10.0....0...1c.1.35.hp..0.10.855.LFVcri2Qb5M
  5. Sun out,high broken cloud and cold,towards the lakes dark sky looks like rain. :emoticon-0138-thinking:
  6. Happy Birtday
  7. Good morning
  8. Get well soon Andy,look after yousell.
  9. Happy birthday Danny
  10. Good morning
  11. Fresh SW,just starting to rain. :emoticon-0138-thinking:
  12. Welcome to Pigeon Basics
  13. Well done Ryan,nice cock bird mate.
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  17. greenlands

    The Bet.

    The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing £1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried.... over time: weightlifters, blacksmiths, etc., but nobody could do it. One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "OK"; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence.... as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon.... and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the £1,000, and asked the little man: "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, what?" The little fellow quietly replied: "I work for the Tax Office."
  18. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
  19. Good morning
  20. Happy Birthday
  21. Overcast,damp and mild
  22. Welcome to Pigeonbasics
  23. Why do some fanciers not feed maize to young birds,myself I've always gave them a mix,last few seasons Gem Irish. What and why do you lads do ? :emoticon-0138-thinking:
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