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Good morning

What summer,stranger

When you have photo's in photobucket they are open for all to see when you put a link up,or do you mean how do you put a photo on site ?

R.I.P Diane. My condolences to her family and friends.

Looking good mate

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden's Funeral, a voice from inside screams, " I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out !" The vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters. " Too f *****g late pal, I've already done the paperwork."

A balding, white haired man from Aberdeen ,walked into a jeweler store this past Friday evening a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000’the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, 'Sir... There's no money in that account. ''I know,' said the old man... 'But let me tell you about my weekend! :emoticon-0138-thinking: :emoticon-0138-thinking: :emoticon-0138-thinking:

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make £200 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy £800 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." :emoticon-0127-lipssealed: :emoticon-0127-lipssealed:

A bit milder,bright with a fresh South wind :emoticon-0138-thinking:

Good morning

Happy Birtday :animatedpigeons:

West Cumbria two Feds Amal>> 12TH APRIL LEYLAND 19TH APRIL APPLETON 26TH APRIL STAFFORD 3RD MAY STAFFORD 10TH MAY STRATFORD 17TH MAY CHELTENHAM 24TH MAY MARLBOROUGH 31ST MAY BEDHAMPTON 7TH JUNE CARENTAN 14TH JUNE CARENTAN 21ST JUNE BEDHAMPTON 28TH JUNE FOUGERES 5TH JULY MESSAC 12TH JULY FLOOKBURGH 19TH JULY GARSTANG 26TH JULY LEYLAND 2ND AUG APPLETON 9TH AUG APPLETON 16TH AUG STAFFORD 23RD AUG STAFFORD 30TH AUG STRATFORD 6TH SEPT CHELTENHAM 13TH SEPT MARLBOROUGH Flookburgh y/b for Derwent valley fed. When do you start racing ?

Cracking day here now bright and breezy but a tad on the cool side.

I don't

Overcast but it's dry

Good morning

K J Young (41), Edinburgh west (30) Happy birthday both :animatedpigeons:

My sentiments as well Frank,I like to see well bred young birds but some of them can't get off the loft floor to a perch and sit about the garden for weeks.

What a great start for somebody.Well done.

Same here mate,expecting a storm about high tide 12:20 pm. :emoticon-0138-thinking:

Good morning lads and lasses,hope you have a good day. :animatedpigeons:

walter (43), the gers (26), atlantishotel (36), r harris (31), delboy74 (40) Happy birthday all,have a great day. :animatedpigeons:

Davey my birds fly over lofts four mile West and I'm on the same measurement give or take a few yards.Our club Sec. gets 7 mile off me on a breaking up point off great circle he gets 3 mile. Enjoy the birds mate,some people win but you know otherwise.My mate will phone me and say your birds are on the way and I give him well over a mile. :emoticon-0138-thinking: :emoticon-0138-thinking:

Good post Gareth,wish it worked like that in West Cumbria,the birds CAN NOT fly the route they are measured and gives a BIG advantage to members in the West of the Federation/Amal. :emoticon-0138-thinking:

Very cold,looks like snow.