remember fishing the clyde for salmon me and wee der anderson well fishing not the rite word poaching salmon and wee used gaffs and garden rakes poor as we where had a lurcher dug named mick at the time well me and wee der where on the weir trying tae get this salmon that had jumped into the run two of us got soaked only tae turn round tae see big mick lying way the salmon was threatened many times way the police that they where gonnae charge me because my dug caught salmon