The Truth.

[greenlands]

From my mate Des Moore,AKA Hero.

 

This is the honest truth!

 

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

 

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

 

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint?

 

Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

 

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

 

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

 

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

 

 

 

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

 

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

 

Next time take me to a vet!

[William Reid]

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[Delboy]

BRILLIANT

[paddymac]

As they saying goes "Its a dogs life" definately rings a bell lol

[billt]

Well that guy was lucky, I had an MRI scan last December and I'm still waiting to see the consultant, 'phoned yesterday and was told "hopefully in July"

[walterboswell59]

Well that guy was lucky, I had an MRI scan last December and I'm still waiting to see the consultant, 'phoned yesterday and was told "hopefully in July"

go private and see how quick your seen and done when your paying hard cash

[JADE]

go private and see how quick your seen and done when your paying hard cash

 

Was just thinking that. How much did the retreiver pay and how much will the senior citizen pay?

[billt]

go private and see how quick your seen and done when your paying hard cash

 

I did pay for the MRI scan as there was a 6 month waiting list for that, had it done the next week,