Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 well boys yous will never guess wot happened to me the day . a was lying sunbathing in my garden on my deck chair and a must have dozed off then a heard a loud bang and a jumped only to find a helicopter landed in my garden and trapped my legs so a couldnt move and aw the pilot done was told me to keep calm and stay at piece that he would get me out !!!! damb cheek of him he had ran out of fuel
dal2 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 well boys yous will never guess wot happened to me the day . a was lying sunbathing in my garden on my deck chair and a must have dozed off then a heard a loud bang and a jumped only to find a helicopter landed in my garden and trapped my legs so a couldnt move and aw the pilot done was told me to keep calm and stay at piece that he would get me out !!!! damb cheek of him he had ran out of fuel Yip thats deffo unbelievable Monk. Next time take that white t-shirt off thats got the big red H on it.Pleased yer alrite tho!
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 :lol: :lol: hahaha yous are funny but ma wee legs are sore now the pilot told me to have a wee sherry to ease the pain so sherrys all round Yip thats deffo unbelievable Monk. Next time take that white t-shirt off thats got the big red H on it.Pleased yer alrite tho! me to aslong as am ok for the disco coz they call me snake hips coz am some dancer
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 The bangers jist asked me if a can make him a cup of tea and get a lone o ma bike tae go tae the petrol station for 5litres of unleaded .NOW whose the dafty
andy Burgess Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 me to aslong as am ok for the disco coz they call me snake lips coz am some chancer that sounds more beleivable to me
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 me to aslong as am ok for the disco coz they call me snake lips coz am some chancer that sounds more beleivable to me haha aye you wish son ya silly old get
just ask me Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 :emoticon-0140-rofl: havent laughed as much in ages
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 :emoticon-0140-rofl: havent laughed as much in ages
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 Aye pal maybe youve no laughed in ages but at ma xpense. A mean ma 2 legs are sair wi that helicopter landing on me ,am a bike doon and a petrol can (green in colour by the way if anybodys seen it)and the shady pilot even tapped me the 7 quid for the go go juice .Nae wonner a drink let me tell ye.I mean am a frail auld man and can be dayin withoot aw these shananigans
just ask me Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 there saner locked up :emoticon-0136-giggle:
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 you,ve hurt ma feelings a mean think o whit i,m oot o pocket .Just noticed the bit of paper he left me wi his name on it .BUCK ROGERS. A mean for cryin out loud
just ask me Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 you,ve hurt ma feelings a mean think o whit i,m oot o pocket .Just noticed the bit of paper he left me wi his name on it .BUCK ROGERS. A mean for cryin out loud i found him on the most wanted list hes up to these tricks all the time
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 i found him on the most wanted list hes up to these tricks all the time ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a got a fright hes shot me in the eye ball
dal2 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a got a fright hes shot me in the eye ball Yin eye and twae sare legs!!!!! expletive remove Monk yer haven a sh** day allroon?
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 aw ano son as long as me stumps r working a kin still catch up way aw u loonys that a chat to oan this haha
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 Amazing strength in Monks back gairden!!!
Guest MADMONK Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 aw ma back gardens amazing but am gettin a wee bit to old for doing the lawn now coz amy duke of argylls are bothering me again ameen that pilot said he thot ma gargen was aberdeen airport he wasnt the full to obob
harry h Posted March 28, 2012 Report Posted March 28, 2012 Stop throwing bread on your lawn and the Helecopters won't land,they will soon go somewhere else to get feed.
novo10 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 monk ur off yer trolley hows the funny farm lol
Guest MADMONK Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 monk ur off yer trolley hows the funny farm lol haw u stop yir snash ur fae the funny farm ya clown
Blue Chequer Pied Posted March 29, 2012 Report Posted March 29, 2012 Stop throwing bread on your lawn and the Helecopters won't land,they will soon go somewhere else to get feed. :lol: :lol:
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