Roland Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 The Irish will always have a unique way of telling it the way it is...! .......................................................... One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. " Vale Road ," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "just what the hell you are looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
vanreets Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 The Irish will always have a unique way of telling it the way it is...! .......................................................... One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. " Vale Road ," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "just what the hell you are looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ulsterman Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 The English will always have a unique way of telling it the way it is...! .......................................................... One rainy spring night in an English Town a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. " Vale Road ," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "just what the hell you are looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?" seems it goes for the English as well.
chickadee Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 Don't leave us out ;D ;D ;D The Scots will always have a unique way of telling it the way it is...! .......................................................... One rainy spring night in an Scottish Town a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an close. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. " Princess St ," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "just what the hell you are looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?" seems it goes for the Scottish as well.
Roland Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Posted October 18, 2009 These Brits eh ... certainly have a way of saying eh! ;D ;D
billt Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 Don't leave us out ;D ;D ;D The Scots will always have a unique way of telling it the way it is...! .......................................................... One rainy spring night in an Scottish Town a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an close. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. " Princess St ," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "just what the hell you are looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?" seems it goes for the Scottish as well. What size were her feet then :-/
greenlands Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 billt,hi mate ,they were each a foot. Lindsay
billt Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 billt,hi mate ,they were each a foot. Lindsay Thanks Greenland Iget it now ;D
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