Guest rob158 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Yesterday we went up to my grannys but when we came back we found the neighbour standing in the garden twirling a pole round his head, When asked what he was doing he said "Oh, I noticed you were out so I was giving the pigeons some food and fresh water and I gave an apple to the rabbit." I did everything in the morning so there was no need for him to be there. And there was only about 400ml in the water dish when it holds about 5 litres,I'm wondering why he was still standing in the garden twirling a pole about after he'd finnised "helping".
geordie1234 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Sounds like the guy has flipped his lid to be honest.
andy Burgess Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Yesterday we went up to my grannys but when we came back we found the neighbour standing in the garden twirling a pole round his head, When asked what he was doing he said "Oh, I noticed you were out so I was giving the pigeons some food and fresh water and I gave an apple to the rabbit." I did everything in the morning so there was no need for him to be there. And there was only about 400ml in the water dish when it holds about 5 litres,I'm wondering why he was still standing in the garden twirling a pole about after he'd finnised "helping".tell him to stay away or your Uncles will be visiting him after dark
Babybird Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Strange, very strange, who is yer neighbour?
lenton1163 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 i think he is up to something does he normaly help you
ALF Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Did he have any clothes oan when ye came back??? maybe he's flipped his lid :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:
DJWa Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Did he have any clothes oan when ye came back??? maybe he's flipped his lid :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: is his name alan by any chance
ALF Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 is his name alan by any chance He's no ma neighbour ya dafty :emoticon-0127-lipssealed: :emoticon-0140-rofl:
DJWa Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 He's no ma neighbour ya dafty :emoticon-0127-lipssealed: :emoticon-0140-rofl: who said it was you i was reffering to
lenton1163 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Did he have any clothes oan when ye came back??? maybe he's flipped his lid :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl:ha ha ha ha thats a good one
demolition man Posted December 26, 2011 Report Posted December 26, 2011 Yesterday we went up to my grannys but when we came back we found the neighbour standing in the garden twirling a pole round his head, When asked what he was doing he said "Oh, I noticed you were out so I was giving the pigeons some food and fresh water and I gave an apple to the rabbit." I did everything in the morning so there was no need for him to be there. And there was only about 400ml in the water dish when it holds about 5 litres,I'm wondering why he was still standing in the garden twirling a pole about after he'd finnised "helping". my be handy in the summer twirling a pole, might keep your birds up save's flagging
Guest rob158 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Posted December 27, 2011 is he a fruit cake?? Must be. tell him to stay away or your Uncles will be visiting him after dark Ha ha, My uncles are too wimpy. Strange, very strange, who is yer neighbour? I dont know his name, His mum is my next door neighbour and I think he just visits, but he's there about everyday. i think he is up to something does he normaly help you He gritted the path, But thats it. Mayby he's just sucking up to us. Did he have any clothes oan when ye came back??? maybe he's flipped his lid :emoticon-0140-rofl: :emoticon-0140-rofl: You dirty begger!
JohnQuinn Posted December 27, 2011 Report Posted December 27, 2011 Yesterday we went up to my grannys but when we came back we found the neighbour standing in the garden twirling a pole round his head, When asked what he was doing he said "Oh, I noticed you were out so I was giving the pigeons some food and fresh water and I gave an apple to the rabbit." I did everything in the morning so there was no need for him to be there. And there was only about 400ml in the water dish when it holds about 5 litres,I'm wondering why he was still standing in the garden twirling a pole about after he'd finnised "helping". In Craigneuk finding somebody in yer garden is grounds for Assault, or at least getting the dug set on ye
Guest lambrechts31 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Posted December 27, 2011 give the pigeon detective a phone he,ll work it out...... :crying: :crying:
billt Posted December 27, 2011 Report Posted December 27, 2011 Why didn't you ask him what he was doing with the pole and was it yours or did he bring it with him?
Guest Tooshy Boy Posted December 28, 2011 Report Posted December 28, 2011 MAYBE HE WAS A POLE DANCER.///
PATTY BHOY Posted December 28, 2011 Report Posted December 28, 2011 tell him not to come back,how did he get in the loft?
gordi.b Posted December 28, 2011 Report Posted December 28, 2011 was it on the shortest day maybe he is a druid
Guest KING BILLY Posted December 28, 2011 Report Posted December 28, 2011 uninvited pep who enter your premises are trespasers and should bee treeted that way or whos next to come in i feed your doos and rabbit but had to borow you tv and your moneys out your bank up the stairs o and by the way your car keys 2 dont think so so tell him or hur if your not thare thay should not be ither not unless thare asked
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