great

[BLACK W F]

having a great relaxing night playing the tunes and doing the bacardi and tins in wife at bingo fine and peaceful no heed nippers  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

Snap a've got 2 torpedos of cider a hawf ltr of voddy and a few cans in the fridge and the mrs is oot cauld on the couch 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest bigda]

i can hear my self think,  no noise coming from the north and the south  now,   yes ;D ;D all is  calm

[ALF]

Snap a've got 2 torpedos of cider a hawf ltr of voddy and a few cans in the fridge and the mrs is oot cauld on the couch 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

change that i HAD 2 torpedos o cider ;D ;D ;D ;D

[robbiedoo.]

having a great relaxing night playing the tunes and doing the bacardi and tins in wife at bingo fine and peaceful no heed nippers  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

mare like i wifes wint ti i bingo t get peece fae u nippin her heed dafty

[ALF]

 

mare like i wifes wint ti i bingo t get peece fae u nippin her heed dafty

 

thats what i thought tae ;D ;D ;D

[hotrod]

Snap a've got 2 torpedos of cider a hawf ltr of voddy and a few cans in the fridge and the mrs is oot cauld on the couch 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

out cauld on the couch ? did you knock her oot allan ? or is she a closet alki ?

[ALF]

 

out cauld on the couch ? did you knock her oot allan ? or is she a closet alki ?

 

Naw she was working early doors this morning and is working early the morra aswell :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[hotrod]

 

Naw she was working early doors this morning and is working early the morra aswell :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

well then get ful mate .

[Guest stevie-b]

the tennants flowing in here im doing my fred west impersonation murdering a few

[cemetary]

My good lady is away ti her work, so ave got piece for the night, bairns away oot, got the tunes blareing on the telly, next door neighbour has chapped the wall a couple owe times, but cant here it if anywan comes ti the door,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

robbie i done one bottle in and just in the mood might go doon the pub its open all night if i get through this and still standing hope she comes back soon to make me something to eat

for match of the day  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

My good lady is away ti her work, so ave got piece for the night, bairns away oot, got the tunes blareing on the telly, next door neighbour has chapped the wall a couple owe times, but cant here it if anywan comes ti the door,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

do what i do dougie tell him to run to f ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

well then get ful mate .

 

am trying ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

 

out cauld on the couch ? did you knock her oot allan ? or is she a closet alki ?

 

naw he set the dug oan her stuart ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

 

naw he set the dug oan her stuart ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

every time i try that the trumpet bites me :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[hotrod]

 

am trying ;D ;D ;D

 

i wiz oot last night at a golden wedding ,the music wiz dire ,had 5/6 shandy's and hame fur midnight , just cant handle it noo .  not since ma dtr's wedding in august ,when i made a right ar$e o it  , suffered fur 3 days .just ask wee cally he wiz there

[cemetary]

 

every time i try that the trumpet bites me :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

That wee dug loves you,  ;D ;D ;D ;D mind yi, wi a coupoun like that who widny bite yi,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[nogin]

 

naw he set the dug oan her stuart ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest stb-]

 

i wiz oot last night at a golden wedding ,the music wiz dire ,had 5/6 shandy's and hame fur midnight , just cant handle it noo .  not since ma dtr's wedding in august ,when i made a right ar$e o it  , suffered fur 3 days .just ask wee cally he wiz there

 

whits new m8 yer world famous

[ALF]

 

That wee dug loves you,  ;D ;D ;D ;D mind yi, wi a coupoun like that who widny bite yi,  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Aye and your wan tae talk aboot coupons just look at the threed fae the Leven doo last night your fotie would frighten all the weans thats for sure :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

[robbiedoo.]

robbie i done one bottle in and just in the mood might go doon the pub its open all night if i get through this and still standing hope she comes back soon to make me something to eat

for match of the day  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

alan tell the truth you have proberly done all the ironing and housework for her coming home . when she come in the front door you will shout thats all my jobees done darling you crawlin big safty   ;D ;D ;D

[BLACK W F]

 

alan tell the truth you have proberly done all the ironing and housework for her coming home . when she come in the front door you will shout thats all my jobees done darling you crawlin big safty   ;D ;D ;D

 

well she said what am i getting for our aniversery i said what did you get for the last ones

she said not even a card  i said its a hard life cant spoil you  ;D ;D ;D ;D

its only numptys from the brock who do them jobbies  ;D ;D ;D ;D the only ones i do is doon the pot ;D ;D ;D