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Auld yin, i wouldnt like to see you leave the site mate, you have got a good character about you. Take the couple of days off mate, and i hope to see you on the forum by the end of the week. Come on auld pal, get yer chin up.

 

Dougie.

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Rembrant2coo so sad to read your last post,you were one of the first to welcome me to this site and i have followed your posts since,I hope you reconsider and 2009 brings some luck

UP THE ARABS

 

now theres 3 (ok)

 

 

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Harry! Vic doesn't know you from Larry, I may even be honoured to have recieved your last pb private mail. C'mon Mate,  I offer you, and anybody else, in similar circumstances  my hand and let us all face the enemy (time) together.  God Bless us All. Vic.  

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c'mon harry read this, it might cheer you up........

 

Christmas story for people having a bad day.

 

When four of Santa'selves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.  

 

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.  

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

 

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

 

Then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

 

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

 

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 

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Come on Harry you will miss all this from your wee chubby friend

 

 

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.  The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.  In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.

 

But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?'

 

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my

horse.'

 

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away.

 

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful

blonde woman on his back..

 

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the

Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

 

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's

impressed.

 

'You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will

still kill you in two days.  What is your second

request?'

 

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.

Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in

the horse's ear.

 

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and

disappears over the horizon.

 

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver

again returns, this time with a brunette, even more

attractive than the blonde.  She enters the Lone

Ranger's tent and spends the night.

 

The following morning the Indian Chief is again

impressed.

 

'You are indeed a man of many talents but I still

kill you tomorrow.  'What is your last request?'

 

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my

horse....alone.'

 

The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is

brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

 

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,

 

'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse. For the

last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE'

 

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Come on Harry you will miss all this from your wee chubby friend

 

duncan its nice to see you have ONE friend lol

 

 

Harry mo chara (my friend) I'm sorry I never had the chance to talk to you and become one of the many many FRIENDS I have made on this site and when I say friends I'm talking about people I would and have invited into my home some my call me slagger or wind up merchant Duncan gangster and others have been on the receiving end of it but its only FUN and I hope I have never insulted ANYONE

I would ask you to do as I have done

read through this THREAD

YOU HAVE MANY MANY FRIENDS

far more than the people forcing you to make this decision

like the Irish you our one of our Celtic cousins

WE ARE A FIGHTING RACE

and if your right

your never to old

stick it out

you will miss your friend on site

and your friends will miss YOU

whatever you decide

GO GCUIRE DIA AN T-ADH ORT !   BEST OF LUCK TO YOU

mick and grandson Jack

 

 

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for all you people who have been unfortunate not to me harry here he is

 

can'nae be hes smiling ,(evil)

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is he not back yet i need to slag him about rangers v dundee utd game

or is it true he is forming a breakaway pigeonbasics open to anyone in scotland ;D

only kidding auld yin hope your back soon

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Well a good looking chap like you Harry should be here not giving up ;) whoever has upset you, you are doing what they want you to do, don't give them the satisfaction and stick with it ;) ;) :) :)

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i dnt know you mate but dnt let sum low life get to you tell you wot if you stay all your drinks at blackpool on me

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