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Roland

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  1. Frankie George of course was Wilby & Wellingborough and had three lofts of course. He use to import and send to China in the Mid Fifties. Bought 'Morning Cloud' for a then world record of £800. Use to have a friend rivalry of course with Masserella, both on the pitch and in the buying world.
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  3. I believe he did his flying in Market Harbourough. Was one of he three greats. Logon. Frankie George amd of course Louie Masserella.
  4. Let them fly around the loft with a Jacket on. Struth we will never take heed and do anything to help ourselves?! Seriously it is about time we did sort our selves out and each and everyone able - physically and finiacially - stood up to be counted.
  5. Pour on...
  6. Roland

    feeding

    Wheat, barley etc. means that they may well have to overeat to get all their' needs from the like. So lots of droppings. Barley is also a blood purifyer. Tic beans if you can get any. - None this way. Horse beans are great and another flyer this way excelled just feeding them. So Tic Beans (25% protein) Wheat and Barley. Have a deckers if any basic thing is short. Legumes are naturually the best, and a natural alround feed.
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  8. That after Demestos soaking( three times), and then painted me. Had a bad scare once, last three years been real bad. Set me back big time. Just getting me stool set out again. So best think twice, act thrice, for once and for all.
  9. LOL ;D ;D
  10. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb? 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. 12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ... 13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 14. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .. 15. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. The Cat's Answer: 'Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?' ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF. What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
  11. Many colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the beginning or end to make up an e-mail address. For example, Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may happen when you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from. Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses. Probably not funny to the individual involved, however. TOP TEN Actual E-mail Addresses 10. Helen Thomas Eatons (Duke University) - eatonsht@dku.edu 9. Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) - dickinme@iup.edu 8. Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University) - kissinfk@lvu.edu 7. Amanda Sue Pickering (Purdue University) - aspicker@pu.edu 6. Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University)- ibballin@bsu.edu 5. Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton, Canada) - btkisser@bendover.com 4. Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys 'R' Us) - ihadcock@tru.com 3. Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University) - cumminme@fu.edu 2. George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.) - blowmegd@dropdrawers.com 1. Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating) - beeranbj@myplace.com Ah well...
  12. Roland

    Manopoly.

    Manu after the money yet again ... Man blue lol.
  13. Roland

    Percy going to go?

    That is one Fund that should be up and running NATIONWIDE by all club's sites and such. Like I say, I offer services for this. Like wise a PR Firm...
  14. Need between 17% minimum and 22% max protein. Their make up is as . Maples Peas Maize Protein 22.5 8.9 Carbho 59 . 1 68 .9 Water 14 15 Fiber 5 . 4 2 Fat 0 . 9 3 . 9
  15. You know, this may well be a case for a topic of Myths. Blimey just where does it matter where a birds sits? As long as it's contented to do so how can there be a down side? Indeed surely the very opposite may well apply. It is all part of the very basic importants of birds being happy. Never mind, water balloons and pink balls, flipping sure I wouldn't wanr some one soaking me and then smacking a pick ball aside my head. Besides mostly they just move to another roof - neighbours usually of course - and stay out. What does oit matter as long as they want to HOME! And contented birds want to home, and want in, so trap naturally quick. If they don't, then they didn't want home on the day as much as others, and would be behind any way! Well 98% of the time. Mind had a cat around Thursday last. Left on roof all night. Next moening queing up to get in. Left in for a day or so and out. Flew well and trapped ok.
  16. Pigeonman, on behalf of all those that don't think of it (Though very many mean it) .... Thank you you past efforts and keeping a ship afloat. THANKS and well done!
  17. Well can only speak as I find. In the Northampton South Rd club Trevor is thought the world o and the members do let him know, do help and discuss anything. He is a pigeon man through and through. In the Corby Club, Bob is certainly one of us, and has the 100% the backing and good will of the club, as many times it has been shown... and often is voted the Club man of the year... would take a great effort for anyone to get that from him any season. In the Desborough Club, Nigel is new, but offered and given help in any way possible. Now, as for club members and their quirky, selfish little ways, many are a few ounces short of the pound granted. Indeed I have only know one Secretary that was disliked... very much so, and was an arrogrant, big headed plonker... The fancy as as whole disliked him, and he left the area, is back this way again apparently and one or two speak and visit him... but still to hear a genuine good word about the creep. Must have met 20 odd secs, only two are-soes So I would say that it is well worth it, and worthwhile. Further i believe that they are a special, fancy foremost at heart genuine people.
  18. Ronnie, perhaps a good job you didn't know what you were doing eh Probably would have 7 and not flown out above the 300 miles. Another three years of Louella birds and what is left could well mean a great family of kitted distance / hard day birds. Well done... I believe that it's the ones lost that makes the loft.... weeded out the culls and left with racers. Of course not say some culls if not flown out wouldn't breed good ones. But Flown the whole way birds must surely have more credentials and chance to breed the goods.
  19. Roland

    UNC lib

    My point entirely Ted... Further I have never witnessed any Bad convoyers, let alone ones that didn't care. They have to, to do the job.
  20. :-/ :-/ ;) :-/ ;D ;D 8) :K) :D ;D ;D :-/ :-/ :o Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." :-/ Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane? Profound Thoughts - Ever Wonder? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does a Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! What do you call male ballerinas? If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? I press the red button next to me, the nurse brought my medication, and perhaps it will all become clear to me again. Ah here we go again. 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.... 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 15 Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? 20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? 21. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 22. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. 23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? 24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 25. How is it possible to have a civil war? 26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? 28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it? 30. Why are haemorrhoids called "haemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? 31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 32. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? 33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? 34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How in the hell can he drink when he's dead? When my new father in law told me that the wife’s mother would give me sound advice. She did 99% sound So Winners never Quit ... Quitters never win So remember as you slide down the banister of life, let’s hope the splinters never point in the wrong direction!
  21. Why? :-/ Nowt wrong with that. If nieghbours moan, it's not the pigeons, it that they just love to moan. Or you have upset. No I'd have no problems with that.
  22. Roland

    UNC lib

    I believe this to be the case with 99% of all convoyers. Yet every week some moan. I bet even a few dozen or so every week at the UNC. Bet, yes wager that even today some will say things like' Blimey did they get watered etc. and also loads moaning about the Lib etc. etc. Who wants the Job when they become vacant. Yes they do phone all over the line, yes they consult Weather forecast stations - Best of course is the RAF - Yes they do care and sadly YES they will be, and are whingers every week. Mind them whingers never put their hand up to help or do the job ... only their hand up to moan ... normally to others hoping that they will take up their cause! :-/ :-/
  23. Encore
  24. Better take that 3 back off mucker.... seems that it was carrying too much yesterday and not timed in lol ;D ;D
  25. encore!
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