lanarkshire lad

Looking for Colin Surtees phone number.

For me the programme is fine as it is apart from ypres.I would like to see ypres replaced with clermont which would give Lanarkshire Fed members a race from 500+ miles instead of a 440ml substitute.

Man said to wife i had to show my grey hairs to get my pension .Wife said you should hve shown your knob and we'd have got disability allowance.

Chlorocarb.

Two women on there way home from a night out stop in a graveyard for a slash .One wipes herself with her knickers and the other uses a wreath of flowers.Their two husbands were in the pub next day .One says id better watch my wife she came home last night way no knickers on. The other man says thats *expletive removed* all mine had a card wedged in her *expletive removed* saying we'll never forget you .From all the boys at the Firestation.

I am overun with cocks for some reason, will let the racing sort them out next year as my culling has been done.

Thats a fake.

Bad news.A huge blow to the young fella.

I think hes in SA but wants Pigeons from the UK to be shipped to SA.

These Celtic jokes have been going on 4 2 long.

Dont know i was cleaning the doos out.

Tax dodgers 4 soap dodgers 2

Do you not think they pigeons would win here without a cross??

Take a swatch at this http://www.willems-wynants.be/

Or who has won the most tickets in the first 15 in the section.

What breed are the white ones?

The Blue Vanoppen pigeon of Wijnands of Masstricht is considered to be one of the best producers of long distance pigeons in Europe at the present time is there anybody in Britain winning with this blood?

Peter Oberholster could help here i dont have a number for him but i am sure someone on here could help with that.

Keep your chins up guys it looks good for Tuesday or wednesday???

Mine scored again as a yearling before going down the tubes from somewhere.The yb nat is just another race for the members to compete in.It wont make them any better than they already are.Theres plenty doos that have been stopped at 100mls that will come out next year and prove there worth just the same.

Sorry to hear this Derek,there food source will be drying up due to the racing being almost over.The Barstewards will be keen as hell.

Nae probs davie,i can always say i had the privelage of training the lanarkshire fed open winner from Ypres in 2011 for yourself davie.The best in the west on that day.

Hey get your rectum over here and see how smart you are.

Your right derek great fanciers with great locations.

A different planet yous guys are on fae us in the west.