easygaun

I can imagine the queue lining up 2 metres apart, just dying to take over,aye right!

You'll have to change your name to Dominic,lol

Change your name to Dominic and you'll be fine Andy

The RSPPB do not believe in natural causes.

If I find a dead stuckie,should I report it to the polis?

It would have been a haudower the day any way. Maybe there's nothing to tell, no need to waffle on like a politician.

Think of the possible population explosion.

Don't want to tempt providence, but doos have been on open bole for at least two months now and haven't had any bother.I think Percies have moved into towns where they have ready made wee hooses,thanks to RSPB.

She may not have gone to Eton,but she has common sense.Agree with you ,forget the doos this year; with a bit of luck we'll see another year Walter.

Would it be a tainted average?

!4000 volts?Jese you could run an electric loco on that.

I see the Dutch are talking about 1st september before there are any mass gatherings.

Good for the immunity,Roland!

I would go myself, but I'm no allowed out.

Where did you get your info? The Sun!

Remember seeing some of the great british unemployed being interviewed, somewhere down in the south of England,maybe Kent,on this ,foreigners taking their jobs, but when asked why they weren't lining up to pick fruit or cut cabbages, the answer was, "I wouldn't work for that",seemingly it was ok for foreigners to work for that kind of wages ,but not the great British unwashed, too f----n lazy.

Aye 1/3 an hour in 1956 and 1/4 in 1957 great days.

An old friend of mine used to say "folk think there's something wrang wae us always looking at the sky, they think we're gight"

Thats how it works and next year if you pair some of your splash reds to whatever you can get red hens or chequered hens from them.

condolences to Alex and family.

Always thinking of others, good old Roland

Showing my age George,It was aye huntigowk for my granny and grandpa

Hing in there boy!

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