Paddy gets a job in London and a dear old lady who had not heard from her son in years fond out and went to see paddy before he left.
Paddy when you go to London can you look for my son,I miss him a lot and he hasn't wrote me in years.
No bother says paddy ,What's his name and where abouts in London does he live.
His names Nealy Done and he lives in WC 1,was the reply.
Off paddy goes on a flight to the big city and has he was on his way out of the airport he saw a sign.WC.
Hah says paddy the old ladies son,so off he goes into the WC ,he was in luck the engaged sign above number 1 was light up.
Paddy bangs on the door and shouts,hey there mate are you Nealy Done.
yes was the reply,but you needn't wait, there's no paper left.
Paddy shouted ,that's no bloody excuse for not writing to your mother all these years.
Lindsay.
Better wid a pint or two on board.