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Good luck Andy ,hope all goes well for you.

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From my mate hero. Harold Smith is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses." "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall .." "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Center." "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the Thames .." The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Harold slips away, she says , "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property". Sarah replies, "Property? ... the bugger had a paper round!"

Looks like a good start good start Steve,still excited mate,well done to the lass and the team.

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Subject: Divorce Vs murder A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the photo and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription"

One just gone over the loft carrying a pigeon.

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Rubbish for me mate,clocks not done yet but I have a feeling I'll be well down the sheet.Four back out of thirteen.Raining at the mo.and very cold.

Cheers Jim,I've had to come into the house ,frozen mate.

Two Feds Amal.Cumbria. (Leyland) Birds brought back to Garstang,liberated at 13:58 hrs in a West wind.

Good luck Sue,what directions is the wind please.

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